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7 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I got out danced by a gigantic undead gorilla king doing the conga and died. 10/10
Posted 30 September, 2014.
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22 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
69.8 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Performance and enjoyment in this game are greatly improved by yelling the commands you give your crew aloud.

"MAXWELL ! THOSE WEAPONS AIN'T GONNA FIX THEMSELVES !

I DONT CARE IF THERES NO OXYGEN IN THE COMPARTMENT, MAN UP AND GET IN THERE !

JONES, REDIRECT ALL POWER TO OUR MAIN GUN !

Shields are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."


Keeping a captain's log is also essential to success.
Posted 29 January, 2014. Last edited 29 January, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
119.8 hrs on record (108.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARH IDIOTSZ
Posted 10 November, 2012.
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2,454.1 hrs on record (1,620.9 hrs at review time)
If you don't like this, we probably aren't friends.
Posted 3 July, 2011.
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