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Recent reviews by Pyro Simba ☪

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41 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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38.7 hrs on record
The game is certainly rough around the edges but it is otherwise pretty fun and makes Zionists seethe.
InshAllah, Palestine will be free soon.
Posted 21 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,231.9 hrs on record (960.5 hrs at review time)
If the CIA ever wants to destroy low-income neighborhoods again, they should distribute this game instead of crack.
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record
Very beautiful game and well worth the price.
+ you play as a cat, that's reason enough.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
This game ends friendships.
I didn't need them anyway...
Posted 1 November, 2022.
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2,146 people found this review helpful
1,569 people found this review funny
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2,018.5 hrs on record (476.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The time I spent playing this game could've been spent...
...studying
...applying for jobs
...making friends irl
...getting a wife
...spending time with my family
...working out
...becoming a better man in general

From the time I spent in this game, I got...
...an extremely racist and homophobic vocabulary
...free Russian lessons
...anger management issues
...borderline autistic tendencies
...sleep deprivation

10/10 would never uninstall this game and correct my life

P.S. PLEASE for the love of all that is holy, practice in Deathmatch and Casual as well as perfect your cross-hair and mouse sensitivity before you jump into competitive. People will thank you for it.
Posted 2 November, 2020. Last edited 17 September, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
27 people found this review funny
15.5 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRRRRRR!!!
Posted 10 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.1 hrs on record
Decent game, puzzles weren't too hard. You can finish this game really quickly.
Posted 4 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Feels broken. Jump height definitely needs fixing.
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
go in blind. trust me
Posted 24 December, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
144.0 hrs on record (106.9 hrs at review time)
10/10 game. Get it if you consider yourself a gamer. Or get it anyway. Yeah, sounds good, get it because you probably have the money for it and it's definitely worth it.
Posted 19 April, 2017. Last edited 26 July, 2017.
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