Recent reviews by Pyro Simba ☪

I want to play as Barney in HL2 now

Really fun game
Adds new enemies and game mechanics
makes me crave for HL3

I NEED a sequel to this game.

This game is amazing. It is really fun and added a lot of new elements that I could never have imagined. It's not very long but in that short amount of gameplay, there are a lot of puzzles that will stump you as well as some things you probably never thought of. I'm really hoping more is added to this game because it sorta feels incomplete. Overall, this game is just awesome and I really hope you check it out. Sidenote by the way, you should play Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2 Episodes 1 and 2 to understand what's going on. (It takes place after Episode 2)
Pros:

awesome

Cons:

not Half-Life 3 (GabeN pls)

This game is beautiful. I consider it a classic though some might argue it isn't. It is a 1998 game so don't expect high poly graphics. If you like FPS games and puzzle games, this game if for you. There is also a multiplayer gamemode but you may want to host your own server and invite your friends to join. Overall I really enjoyed this game and it is definitely worth playing.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Actual review:

This game is amazing. It's got better gunplay than Fallout 3 and better choices than Fallout 4. It's the perfect game for newcomers to the series. A lot of people complain about it not working on newer computers so allow me to tell you how to not have that problem.

Step 1:
Go to https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas and download and install Vortex.

Step 2:
Get New Vegas Script Extender (NVSE)
Here is a link to it:
http://nvse.silverlock.org/
And here is a video on how to install it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbu-NxDQS4g

Step 3:
Download the following mods:
FNV 4GB Patcher
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62552
NVAC - New Vegas Anti Crash
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/53635

Step 4:
Enjoy!
If you run into any problems, Google them. There's a fix for every problem in this game.

Anyways, here's the rest of my review. The DLC are all worth a play and each one has a varying degree of difficulty. My preffered order of DLC is Honest Hearts, Dead Money, Old World Blues, then Lonesome Road. The modding community for this game is also amazing and there's usually a mod for whatever you want. Overall, this game is a great buy and worth every cent (though you should buy it on sale. This is Steam after all).