4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,822.2 hrs on record (2,120.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12am

Here's the recipe to make a Sandvich.

1. Lay down one slice of bread.

2. Lay down bologna. Fold it and layer the folded pieces.

3. Put ham on top of bologna. Do the same for the ham as for the bologna.

4. Fold slices of Swiss cheese in two and put on top of meat.

5. Place several pieces of lettuce on top of that.

6. Lay sliced tomato on top of lettuce.

7. Top with second slice of bread.

8. Slice the bread in half, not perfectly diagonally however. Slice it slightly off the corner for best results.

9. Add the olives.Then, last but not least, spear two pimento olives with two toothpicks and stick one in each triangle.

10. Enjoy Sandvich, tiny cowards!
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award