>be me
>start as Castille
>integrates Navarra, befriends both France and Portugal
>completes and expands the Reconquista
>start a fantastic colony in Columbia
>fight England for a tiny colony in the Carribean
>DukeofBurgundydies.exe
>realize you have another colony then you have colonists
>doesnt know how my monthly ducats are in the negatives
>devalue your currency which increases corruption
>realizes the ducat problem
>loads to an earlier save
>decides to not declare war for colonies
>plays thewaitinggame.exe
>flips to Protestant for the +15 colony settlers and +5% morale on both army an navy
>old allies hate me
>but manages to create the worlds largest empire by letting colonial nations gobble smaller nations and annexing them
>makes all the colonies adopt Protestantism
>liberty desire = <80%
>spams the ♥♥♥♥ out of develop provinces
>all of them are now below 45% liberty desire
>creates new colonial nation in the East, West and Central USA
>Joins the protestant league
>Allies get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the HRE but you stay safe because of level 8 forts in Navarra and Rousillon
>France tries to siege down, I counter attack, I magically always lose but I lower their numbers low enough that they can’t continue sieging
>War drags on, we win
>Devastation is high in my Benelux provinces
>Spends points to lower devastation
>nobody rebels
>empire is happy
>iberianwedding.exe
>forms Spain
>gets new ideas and traditions
>stability is high
>suddenly a meteor passes
>loses a stability point
>few days later
>shakethingsup.exe
>loses one more stability point
>prince dies after a month
>king dies of grief
>loses one more stability point
>the Benelux provinces look angry
>sends troops to calm the seperatists
>doesnt see legitimacy of the new king is below 20 legitimacy
>ticking Civil War
>ignorance.exe
>Civil War begins
>realizes I made save 3 months before
>laughs in Spanish
>save scums
>events are different in the new timeline
>peaceful until 1821 except for a few colonial wars
>Spain stronk

>be me >start as Castille >integrates Navarra, befriends both France and Portugal >completes and expands the Reconquista >start a fantastic colony in Columbia >fight England for a tiny colony in the Carribean >DukeofBurgundydies.exe >realize you have another colony then you have colonists >doesnt know how my monthly ducats are in the negatives >devalue your currency which increases corruption >realizes the ducat problem >loads to an earlier save >decides to not declare war for colonies >plays thewaitinggame.exe >flips to Protestant for the +15 colony settlers and +5% morale on both army an navy >old allies hate me >but manages to create the worlds largest empire by letting colonial nations gobble smaller nations and annexing them >makes all the colonies adopt Protestantism >liberty desire = <80% >spams the shit out of develop provinces >all of them are now below 45% liberty desire >creates new colonial nation in the East, West and Central USA >Joins the protestant league >Allies get fucked in the HRE but you stay safe because of level 8 forts in Navarra and Rousillon >France tries to siege down, I counter attack, I magically always lose but I lower their numbers low enough that they can’t continue sieging >War drags on, we win >Devastation is high in my Benelux provinces >Spends points to lower devastation >nobody rebels >empire is happy >iberianwedding.exe >forms Spain >gets new ideas and traditions >stability is high >suddenly a meteor passes >loses a stability point >few days later >shakethingsup.exe >loses one more stability point >prince dies after a month >king dies of grief >loses one more stability point >the Benelux provinces look angry >sends troops to calm the seperatists >doesnt see legitimacy of the new king is below 20 legitimacy >ticking Civil War >ignorance.exe >Civil War begins >realizes I made save 3 months before >laughs in Spanish >save scums >events are different in the new timeline >peaceful until 1821 except for a few colonial wars >Spain stronk