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246.0 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
The best 4X game of all time.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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2,466.9 hrs on record (2,412.0 hrs at review time)
Multiplayer is the best of all the civ games in this one, and of course it's at the same quality in its own way like 3, 4, and 6, but the quality fits the multiplayer setting the most. You can mod MP like you can with civ 6, and though it's harder to coordinate it's also so worth it. And the gameplay in MP is 100% amazing and builds a ton of story in a thirty minute timespan, such as in this example:

Played a small continent map on quick speed, us two vs 4 ai in a free for all. friend and I spawned close to each other. We joked about how cramped it was.

The bastard forward settles me and steals my settler, before deleting it. That got me so "mad" that I built a ton of chariot archers, ran them down, and captured their capital and forward settle -- before meeting any ai.

Their last city's name was "[Jaeger] is a c*nt" and I laughed as I ripped their last tundra city to shreds.

Next time we're gonna play on the same team so we don't have to murder each other lol

Anyways, If you're looking for a civ game on steam that's perfect for playing with your friends for thousands of hours you found it. Get all the dlc because it makes the game that much better, and with modding there's nothing stopping you from playing this game for the rest of your life.
Posted 26 July, 2024.
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17.9 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Unga Bunga game make ape brain go brrrrr
Posted 25 July, 2024.
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346.9 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
I found out you can pick up anything (or anyone) that’s light enough to throw as a weapon, like a barrel or a dead animal , and beat up other people with it/them using the “improvised melee weapon” skill, as well as push your teammates during cutscenes and other rather mundane actions

In other news my friend who wanted to play a gnome no longer talks to me.

UPDATE: Friend talks to me again
Posted 7 August, 2023. Last edited 18 September, 2023.
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446.5 hrs on record (443.2 hrs at review time)
game sux
Posted 30 June, 2021.
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290.3 hrs on record (283.2 hrs at review time)
Pretty pog even after almost a decade
Posted 20 January, 2021.
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1,129.1 hrs on record (1,052.3 hrs at review time)
well designed game
Posted 25 March, 2020.
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7,385.6 hrs on record (7,358.7 hrs at review time)
The only game that is one of the best I've ever played, but the game-play itself has a fun floor of shoveling your own ♥♥♥♥ out of your ass in the worst matches and a fun ceiling of a line of cocaine in the best. I bought it in beta, and then it went f2p a week later. Still the best purchase I made in years.
Posted 25 February, 2020. Last edited 7 November, 2024.
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1,274.5 hrs on record (1,223.6 hrs at review time)
So freeworld I sneaked into a town held by the enemy to meet a noble of my faction... only to insult him and defeat him in a duel. That's EPIC
Posted 21 February, 2020.
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1,110.2 hrs on record (829.9 hrs at review time)
I First played this game since I think A month or two before the DLC cutoff. As such I recieved The making history DLC for free. However I haven't actually played it; Due to at the same time the EULA fiasco came out. I have since redownloaded it for one very specific reason: The removal of redshell.
Mind you, this was literally today.
RedShell's data gathering is the major reason there was a fiasco in the first place: While originally the game was released without an EULA, the data gathering was included within it. Or, as far as I can figure. If there is any contradictory information, or the EULA still has not updated this fact, can be due to two reasons:
1. Originally, KSP collected data on stats and whatnot, but it was OPT-IN, not OPT-OUT like redshell was. Furthermore, Redshell was not easily removable in the first place. On the Subreddit /r/KerbalSpaceProgram, there is a guide on how to remove this. That is why I went to download KSP again in the first place; If I can remove the one main issue with KSP, I'd be able to play it again with a (mostly) peace of mind. However the update that came out today made this an easier task as it exists no more. Therefore if this data collection is still enabled on TOP of redshell, Squad (really it was take two who made this EULA) would STILL need to note that they collect data.
2. This one I am unsure about, so you may disregard this as technically it's no better than an opinion, but since KSP has collected data in the past, they can easily due so again. Due to GDPR in the European Union, however, SQUAD/Take Two would still need to show this collection ability again. Without it, the company could take heavy fines.
However it is still perfectly reasonable to be at LEAST a little miffed about this, since SQUAD didn't collect your information when you opt-in (which I think originally was the first popup). However This EULA allows them to LEGALLY do so even if they ARE NOT. For a legal analogy I do understand, think of the bill of rights (This analogy is shaky as their inclusion is to prevent the federal government from blocking these actions, not allowing them to be done.) as an EULA. You CAN have free speech, bear arms, plead the fifth etc etc but you are not FORCED to, and can choose NOT to. Likewise Take Two CAN collect information, but choose NOT to.
All and all the main reason why there was outrage over KSP's EULA was that information that was tracked, possibly before or after Take Two's purchase, was presented to the customer. If KSP had an EULA since release, maybe there wouldn't have been a large uproar due to the abilities given to SQUAD upon agreement with the EULA would only be related to the opt-in data gathering. Hopefully, however, that will be a thing of the past.
About the game itself: You can do anything really that involves putting parts together. You can launch a rocket to the moon, make a plane system to fly planes around on Kerbin, or even make a rocket plane to fly around space in. It's honestly the best physics game ever created with three modes: Pure sandbox, A research based progressive sandbox (you gather research to unlock new parts, but everything else is open) and survival mode, where multiple aspects of the company must be managed properly or your science program goes kaput and it's game over ( I have never fully lost a KSP game, as I would quit at that point). With RedShell being removed, this game swiftly changed from never buy to a MUST BUY. I hope the reviews would at one point rise up again, as the worst part of KSP history may finally be gone.
Posted 21 June, 2018.
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