Horatio
Matthew Patrick   United States
 
 
When the dead will walk, and they rise, from the no more room that's in Hell, there will be more dead than before has ever seen once previously.

When you look at the stars, and you see a mockingbird flying in the night, a shadow cast it's grace over the horizon. When you order a Big Mac from McDonalds and it's got extra pickles on it, you know that you've been graced by the presence of a higher power. When a first born baby perches itself out of the womb, that power manifests itself inside of your heart, at that moment in time, at the peak of euphoria, you can snap into a Slim Jim.
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Total Miner is a great game, from the early 360 I knew it would be a hit. Thus, I threw myself into it and enjoyed every mode offered at the time. Eventually, I felt as though that I needed to give back to the community so I started to create parkour maps as well play them. Despite my best efforts, the former is what I began to be known for in the community.

While I am by no means trying to come off as a celebrity, that is the only word that is able to describe just how big of a deal I was in the community. The skills I had while playing through parkour maps were nothing less than amazing.

To be honest with those reading this, you will never be as famous as me within the Total Miner community. But I would still highly recommended purchasing this game.

Thank you for reading this.

- Total Miner Celebrity, Parkour King (BN Swiftness)
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76561199507438895 28 Aug @ 3:32pm 
+Rep friendly player and good teammate :D
Horatio 15 Aug @ 4:17pm 
i've never played a game with you in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic stinky wet life zaby you flipping liar
76561199404583772 15 Aug @ 3:39pm 
+Rep u cool dude thanks for game🔥
Jaywiz 3 Aug @ 7:06pm 
damn it
Meztinos 31 Jul @ 8:55am 
Let's boost our rankings!
Dianargas 30 Jul @ 7:30am 
Your profile rocks! Play?