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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record
Posted: 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm
Updated: 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Early Access Review
Imagine, if you will, a goat. A goat with guns. A goat with guns the size of... you know lets not talk about that.. Yes, you're thinking along the right lines, welcome to "Goatreal Tourn-... I mean GOAT OF DUTY."

To describe it, it's like a crossover between Goat Simulator and Unreal Tournament/Doom that we all needed. It's a world where bleating strikes fear into your opponents' hearts and where a killer headbutt meets head-shot. Bleat Bleat Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

You haven't lived until you've seen a goat with a Gatling gun mowing down enemies, pausing only to nibble the grass, teabag and bleat victoriously. The game play is as hilarious as it is absurd, the game physics are as questionable as the premise, and by questionable I mean AMAZING. Multiplayer mode is a roller coaster ride of mayhem, mutton, and machine guns.

Because in the world of goat warfare, he who bleats loudest, bleats last.
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