Greetings good fellows, I am Samuel Harold William (for Short) Bartram The 4th of England
Owner of the most elegant Pit Viper in all of CS

Full name:
Samuel Harold Albert Roderick Bettencourt Adamski Trzetrzelewska Mountbatten Romanov Clifford Hargreaves Bloomberg Arnoult Bartkowiak Elizabeth Allerton England Sebastian Reginald Kosmodemyanskaya Edwin Ratcliffe Bisciotti Caesar Augustus Bytheseashore Cyril Horace Lancelot Ferdinand Givenchy Airò Egbert Wilfried Oppenheimer Bartkiewicz Barnett Chester Cockburn Arthur Dzieduszyck Augustin Beaufort Beaumont Bélanger Mountbatten Armani William Windsor Bartram 4th

‘Grief is the price we pay for love.’ - Her Majesty