Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

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John Doe but Murderer could be great, however, their lack of skill, discipline, positioning, map understanding, game sense, game knowledge, poor player positioning, lack of comms, poor calls from the leader, poor team chemistry, poor planning, poor execution, and cluttered comms brings him down in the competitive side. If he trains enough, he can overcome these problems and be a great player compared to John Doe! Don't worry John Doe but Murderer, I believe in you.

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⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

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Sometimes I fantasize about big.stappen.97 coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. He kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then he starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive him. He holds me all night as I gently cry into his wakipai. Is there any hope for me left?

Fix my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone ♥♥♥♥♥