-rep shandy drinking fairy

Hobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions?
Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?
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You know you're in trouble when...
(1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
(2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party
and there aren't any.
(3) Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
(4) The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
(5) You wake up and your braces are locked together.
(6) Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
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Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
😯
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live,
mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the

ugly piece of ♥♥♥

love you baby boy

-rep nice guy enjoy ur tea

has a very large weiner