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"I didn't watch my soldiers get fortnite-danced on after dying face down in the gamer-girl bathwater to hear #notallweeaboos"
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Way to ♥♥♥♥ up your sequel Crytek. Honestly, I blame EA more for it but still. The original Crysis had complex sandbox missions with multiple approaches and secondary objectives and plenty of bad ass suit powers. Crysis had an enjoyable cast of characters that I actually cared about. Crysis had varied vehicles, all of which were drive/flyable, Crysis had BLUE aliens that froze things. Crysis had a unique blend of strategic, tactical, intense, fun combat. Crysis had an original and interesting multiplayer.

This is not Crysis. This is Call of Halofield 7: Future Warfare. They traded in EVERY SINGLE THING that made the first game great. Whether it's the linear as all hell story missions, the characters that were one-dimensional, cliche and predictable to the end, the dumbed-down nanosuit that somehow manages to feel less powerful than the marines you fight with, the HORRENDOUS checkpoint system, the aliens that are the exact opposite of the first game's, the lack of Psycho's presence, the removal of the ability to carry two primary weapons AND pistols AND use your fists (in fact, fists are completely gone), you can only use humvees/APCs instead of, oh, I don't know, TANKS and VTOLS and HELICOPTERS and other awesome ♥♥♥♥, the bland/generic EVERYTHING, the multiplayer that is a complete rip-off of Call of Duty (and is now full of hackers that nobody does anything about), the list goes on.

Anyways, the point is DON'T BUY THIS GAME. It is an insult to the original and in fact an insult to games in general.
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Demyan napping on the job again
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Demyan napping, as always
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