• If I'm not online, that means I'm either sleeping or dead. Please respect my decision.
• I almost dropped my phone on the carpet, but luckily, I used my fast reflexes to smack it into the wall instead.
• I'm the reason why you can't have nice things.
• I'm not really here.
• I'm in a relationship with your sister. Don't judge me.
• If I don't respond, it means I'm ignoring you. So don't take it personally.