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172.8 hrs on record (166.5 hrs at review time)
its good
Posted 13 January.
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275.7 hrs on record (264.8 hrs at review time)
after playing for a couple hours, i can safely say the game is good
Posted 25 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.6 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
A must play for fans of the eldritch, unknowable, and body horror. Not for the faint of heart, nor casual players. Part of the horror is knowing you may lose hours of progress from a simple encounter, and as such trial and error is an integral part of the gameplay.
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.5 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Absolutely neccesary for QOL changes. Has some cheats included, but disabled by default.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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36.8 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
My short playtime is pretty misleading. I've probably put thousands of hours into v0.47.05 alone before the steam release, and I gotta say, this is one of my favorite games of all time. The level of depth and the freedom to build what you want, and tell your own stories is great. Infinite replayability. The new controls, while hard to adjust to given me memorizing the 70 nested construction menus in previous versions, are a welcome change once getting used to. I welcome all the new players to this amazing game, and hope that people like me continue to support Zach and Tarn Adams as well as the Kitfox team for years to come.

I'll be eagerly awaiting the continued updates, adventure mode, and the new levels of insanity they add in future releases.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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12.5 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
As of writing this review, I have played through the game once, on normal difficulty.

LISA: The Painful RPG, is one of the greatest games I have ever played.

I'll leave it at that, because nobody is going to read my review.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So, I was all like, "Aww, thats cute!" Then, when I encountered the first 'Specimen' I was screaming and crying to my mom. And that was just the first out of 14. This game has it's cons, but the pros outweigh them by a lot.

PROS
  • Interesting Idea
  • False sence of Safety
  • Those 'Why did I have to play this game?' Moments
  • Sence of panic and Helplesness
CONS
  • No Graphics options
  • No Sensitivity options
  • Some Over Powered Specimines

Overall, I think this game is a good game, especially for an Early Access.
Download. It. Now.

9/10
Posted 30 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game is amasing. Only one thing they forgot. ARNOLD BROZENEGGER
Posted 12 April, 2015.
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92.3 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
I'm not sure why i enjoyed the game so much when I was younger. Probably because it was free, and the scale impressed me.

It falls to the average free-to-play problems
Posted 5 January, 2014. Last edited 21 September, 2023.
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