If stewie2k has a million fans, then I am one of them. If stewie2k has ten fans, then I am one of them. If stewie2k has only one fan then that is me. If stewie2k has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against stewie2k, then I am against the world.

Ey, du bist voll... toll, ich bin Völler wie Rudi🗣️

💀-Favourite way to get off with the vacuum-💀

I enjoy two different positions best, both sitting back to the wall with my legs spread back while wearing tight underwear or gym clothing so I can suck and tease and play with my balls and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too using some different attachments. Then I’ll usually switch out for my custom sized tube I made that fits my ♥♥♥♥ perfectly and put my ♥♥♥♥ into it slowly to suck myself to orgasm.

I’ve also tried going into doggy position with my ass up and sliding the hose along my chest towards my ♥♥♥♥ until it grabs it. I guess it’s to mimick being in doggy having sex, except with the vacuum. it just feels good and sexy too I guess 😅.

I’ve also enjoyed filming myself in a way so the camera can see my pulsating ♥♥♥♥ and perineum as I ♥♥♥ into the hose 😍. I really enjoy watching myself ♥♥♥ like that on camera.

What’s everyone else’s favourite way?

luh calm fit, some may call it ambiguously lavish or grotesque but i simply call it tranquil with a bit of mischievousness, terms of service may apply


the IRS are literally a group of grown ass men asking us for money lmao go get a job

worry about ur own bag dumbass

why do they care if I’m married? 🤨 bro just say u want to kiss me lol

Who is Sydney Sweeney? 🤔❓
In geography, my world 🌏
In history, my queen 👑
In math, my solution ➕✖️➖➗
In biology, my medicine 💉💊
In astronomy, my universe 🌌✨🌙
For the blind, light 💡
to me, the love of my life😍


Who is Ice Spice? 🤔 For the blind, 🦇 it is light. 💡 For the hungry 😣 , it is bread. 🍞 For the sick, 💉 it is the cure. ⚕️ For the sad 😢 , it is joy. 😂 For the poor 🚫💰 , it is the treasure; 💰 ⛏️ for the debtor ➖ 💰 , it is forgiveness. 🙏 For the face 😶 , it is the lips 👄

девушка с членом

𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖞⛧⸸

𝔪𝔯. 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔨⛧⸸

†⛧⸸Call me Travis Scott the way i jackboys⛧⸸†

"𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔵 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔫"

- 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴

"𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔲𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔲𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔰 . 𝔅𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 . 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔬 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔡𝔬 "

- 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢

"𝔦'𝔪 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤, 𝔴𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔥, 𝔦'𝔩𝔩 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔴 𝔲𝔭 𝔫𝔢𝔵𝔱 𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯"

- 𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔲𝔫 𝔨𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔶

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