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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 141.2 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Dec, 2014 @ 1:23pm
Updated: 14 Dec, 2014 @ 3:01pm

Early Access Review
Rust, the game that will be the ultimate survival game once completed.

I found this little gem a while back, while playing Garry's Mod. My friend asked me if I had heard of Rust, the new survival game that was coming out. A week later, I was equipped with a rock and a torch on a dangerous server with 75 other naked men. I spent the next two weeks running around, killing zombies with an iron fist and my rock. But as I was killing the last zombie in Rad Town, a stranger wearing all black came up to me. He yelled over the sketchy Voice chat"Come." He showed me his castle, a giant metal structure rising hundreds of feet into the air. He ushered me inside and equipped me with a mediocre pistol, and some pants. As I left the building, he asked me what my name was. I responded, "Shrek". From then on I was known as shrek the zombie slayer. I would roam around the colerful land of rust killing zombies mercilessly with my handgun. Then the Clan came. They took my wife, my kids, my house. And I was lost. Then the man with the metal house found me, and gave me an m4 with a lazer sight. He told me tonight, we take over the clans base. I was afraid, they had my wife and my kids. They even took my furnace! There were 7 of them and two of us! But we went under the cover of night, with our rifles, and snuck through their open door. We found them in the corner, passing chicken meat and kevlar armor around. As they were distracted, we unloaded our rifles on the clan. They fell one after another, not reacting to our shots. The man of the metal house said follow me! He led me to their sleeping bags, which we promptly destroyed with our rocks. The man of the metal house then looked at me and shot me in the face. I never saw him again.

This was probably the most fun I have ever had in a multiplayer survival game. Broken, buggy as hell, but still the best multiplayer sandbox experience you will ever have.
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6 Comments
Deadjack 5 Jan, 2015 @ 7:33am 
"The man of the metal house then looked at me and shot me in the face. I never saw him again. "... lol:trainbowbarf:
Randy Charles Johnson 14 Dec, 2014 @ 2:31pm 
alright thanks
Pieeer1 14 Dec, 2014 @ 2:29pm 
@pewbis the game is more realistic now and I like it, but the zombies are never coming back.
Randy Charles Johnson 14 Dec, 2014 @ 2:26pm 
ah. do you think the removal of zombies made the game less fun? and also do you know if they will be coming back eventually?
Pieeer1 14 Dec, 2014 @ 2:23pm 
@pewbis they removed them, but I played it way back when they did.
Randy Charles Johnson 14 Dec, 2014 @ 1:48pm 
Do they still have zombies? I thought they took them out?