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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:42am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:25am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:25am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:25am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:55am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:55am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:14am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:55am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:04am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:23am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:23am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:20am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47am



Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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