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Kuwait
 
 
Man's peng init 🤑.
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👄 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘢 🤤 13 Jul, 2018 @ 9:44pm 
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
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After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient
earnestly thumbing her way through a telephone directory for several
minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
"No, thanks," smiled the young mother, "I'm just looking for a
name for my baby."
"But the hospital supplies a special booklet that lists hundreds
of first names and their meanings," said the orderly.
"That won't help," said the woman, "my baby already has a first name."

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You dialed 5483.
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Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

"The X-Files: Shadows"
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Ethnomagnetism:
The tendency of young people to live in emotionally
demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: "You wouldn't
understand it there, mother -- they *hug* where I live now."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Ge
Peppa 12 Jul, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
his net is in antartica and he is in kuwait
Peppa 12 Jul, 2018 @ 3:18pm 
KFC AND WATERMELON
732 16 Sep, 2017 @ 12:27pm 
Man's not hot
732 24 Dec, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
dumbass
227 11 Dec, 2016 @ 5:30am 
❧Sly☙ I think he's dead.