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After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient
earnestly thumbing her way through a telephone directory for several
minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
"No, thanks," smiled the young mother, "I'm just looking for a
name for my baby."
"But the hospital supplies a special booklet that lists hundreds
of first names and their meanings," said the orderly.
"That won't help," said the woman, "my baby already has a first name."
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You dialed 5483.
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Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
"The X-Files: Shadows"
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Ethnomagnetism:
The tendency of young people to live in emotionally
demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: "You wouldn't
understand it there, mother -- they *hug* where I live now."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Ge