Payload
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Imagine gunning someone down with an XD printed on it

Call me senpai again and the only cooked thing you'll get from me is a hand grenade

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steal from here, you little clown? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in ZEAL, and I’ve been involved in numerous police raids on the Safe House, and I have over 300 confirmed custodies. I am trained in nightstick warfare and I’m the top cloaker in the entire Department of Homeland Surveillance. You are nothing to me but just another heister. I will kick you the ♥♥♥♥ down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this heist, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with stealing that money from the bank? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tasers across Washington D.C. and your teammates are being stunned right now so you better prepare for the storm, clown. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your heist. You’ll get what's coming for you, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can down you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in stealth combat, but I have access to the entire ventilation system of the Metropolitan area and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the District, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “stealth" heist was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have played on Normal. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will wear it like a badge of honor. Now go the forums, and cry like the little ♥♥♥♥♥ you are.

any heister born after 1993 can't heist, All they know is Heat Street, drill they safe, be Sydney, Eat Pickle and lie - GOD OF SUCC

in the cook off house. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. i blew up the lab

Were there Crimenet messages with an individual heister back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these heist plans, the answer is absolutely not. These were casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate,but nothing more. Nothing illegal happened, no planning was shared, no crimes were committed.I never even met the individual. I went through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with gensec.

The scheduled financial remuneration disbursement associated with the orchestrated and highly strategic criminal operation.

place a hacking circle under your pillow before you sleep and the levelling fairy will level up your gun

How many grape jelly packets on the plate did it take for ♥♥♥♥♥ to tell her boyfriend to kill her mom
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The Hotline 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:05pm 
Im glad I could be the one to follow up the goatse ascii

shoutouts to payload :P
SeriousDripper6000 31 Mar, 2019 @ 1:58pm 
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Brenanator 29 Dec, 2018 @ 6:45am 
thats gay as ♥♥♥♥
Augustus 10 Dec, 2018 @ 7:21pm 
I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick and tired of these people sayin' i'm a homosexual for putting my tongue in my homie’s dookie tube.
Payload 1 Dec, 2018 @ 7:19am 
C U M M I E S
Augustus 27 Nov, 2018 @ 3:43am 
listen here kid, i'm thirsty as hell and i only drink two things: battery acid and c u m. so unless you have some double a's lying around i suggest you get those jeans off right fricking now