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♫𝆕♫ When I was just, a lad you know,
I met a gal from ol' Bordeaux,
She had blonde hair n blue eyes too,
she let me ride on the ring dang do.

The ring dang do! now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pvssy cat,
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two,
and that's what you call the ring dang do

She took me down, to her cellar,
Said that I was a mighty fine feller,
Fed me wine and whiskey too,
She let me ride on the ring dang do!

The ring dang do! now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pvssy cat,
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two,
and that's what you call the ring dang do

Her father come in and angrily said,
Now you have lost your maiden head!
Pack your bags, and your coat tags too,
Make your living offa ring dang do!

The ring dang do! now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pvssy cat,
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two,
and that's what you call the ring dang do

She went off, to be a wh-ore,
Hung this sign upon her door,
A dollar each and three for two,
To take a crack at my ring dang do!

The ring dang do! now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pvssy cat,
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two,
and that's what you call the ring dang do

They came by two's and they came by four's,
Until at last they came in scores,
But she was glad when they were through,
For they had ruined her ring dang do

The suckers came, n the suckers went,
The price dropped down to 50 cents,
But she just wanted a buck or two,
and you could play with her ring dang do

Now along came Pete, that son of a bi-tch,
He had blue balls and a seven year itch,
He had the clap and the syphilis too,
He had put them all in her ring dang doo

She had her fun, a glorious run,
The life she lead was a mislead one,
But now she's old and wrinkled too,
and no one will ride her ring dang doo,

And now she lies beneath the sod,
Her soul they say has gone to god,
But down in hell, when satan's blue,
He takes a crack at her ring dang doo ♫𝆕♫

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(~˘▾˘)~ ♫𝆕♫ When I was just, a lad you know, I met a gal from ol' Bordeaux, She had blonde hair n blue eyes too, she let me ride on the ring dang do. The ring dang do! now what is that? It's soft and round like a pvssy cat, Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two, and that's what you call the ring dang do She took me down, to her cellar, Said that I was a mighty fine feller, Fed me wine and whiskey too, She let me ride on the ring dang do! The ring dang do! now what is that? It's soft and round like a pvssy cat, Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two, and that's what you call the ring dang do Her father come in and angrily said, Now you have lost your maiden head! Pack your bags, and your coat tags too, Make your living offa ring dang do! The ring dang do! now what is that? It's soft and round like a pvssy cat, Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two, and that's what you call the ring dang do She went off, to be a wh-ore, Hung this sign upon her door, A dollar each and three for two, To take a crack at my ring dang do! The ring dang do! now what is that? It's soft and round like a pvssy cat, Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two, and that's what you call the ring dang do They came by two's and they came by four's, Until at last they came in scores, But she was glad when they were through, For they had ruined her ring dang do The suckers came, n the suckers went, The price dropped down to 50 cents, But she just wanted a buck or two, and you could play with her ring dang do Now along came Pete, that son of a bi-tch, He had blue balls and a seven year itch, He had the clap and the syphilis too, He had put them all in her ring dang doo She had her fun, a glorious run, The life she lead was a mislead one, But now she's old and wrinkled too, and no one will ride her ring dang doo, And now she lies beneath the sod, Her soul they say has gone to god, But down in hell, when satan's blue, He takes a crack at her ring dang doo ♫𝆕♫ ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪ ヽ(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)ノ