These gay people won't stop commenting on how gay I am

gay as hell

Gay like wet spaghetti

Okay that's pretty gay

PEAK PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. I'll be honest with you, I like you. Last night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together.

Again this message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father of your child. This isn't some sick joke, this is what I truly feel.

It's OK if you just want to be friends, but please don't block me, I need you in my life. I love you. I love you and I want your babies.