"Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the ♥♥♥♥♥'s corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect ♥♥♥♥♥, usually during ♥♥♥♥♥♥l intercourse, or aggressive masturbation. It sometimes also involves partial or complete rupture of the urethra or injury to the dorsal nerves, veins and arteries."
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jerk off
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Imagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥ing snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.
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Video Games Make You Violent
xD rawr... Uwu
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OK CUMMY CAN YOU ♥♥♥ CLOSER 😉😌 OOOHH BE MY ANGEL 😇 CUMMY 💦💦💦 ♥♥♥ INSIDE ME CUMMY OOH YES 😩 IM CUMMY, CUMMY 💦💦💦💦💦💦 ITS ALL SQUIRTING OUT OF ME 💦💦💦 CUMMY 😩 PUT 😩 IT 😩 IN 😩 A 😩 BOTTLE 😩👅🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 CUMMY 😩 IM 😩 THATS 😩😩😩 REALLY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 PAINFUL 😖😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😜😜😜😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 YOUR 😩 DOING 😫😫 IT 😩😩😩😫😫😫 TOO 😩😫😫😩😫😫😩😩😫😫😩😩 HARRRRRDDDD 👅👅👅👅😫😩😩😩😩😫😫😩🍼💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 OMG 😲 IM ABOUT TO EXXXXXXPLLLLODDDDDDDDEEEEE OF ♥♥♥ CUMMY 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😜😜😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😳🤯💥🍼🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️
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⚠️BRUH⚠️...⚠️BRUH⚠️...⚠️BRUH⚠️...
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Ḇ̶̧̜̤̱̦͈͉̎̍͋͋͋r̶̥̹͚͕͚̠̖̣͚̀͋͆͒̾̂̊̊͐̀͘u̵̟̪͍̤̯̻̞̝͓͍̱͔͂̃̅̄̿̾̌͐̎̽̀̽̂̕ǔ̷̗̯͎̲̭̫͙͛͆̐͛͑̿̈́̂̚̚ͅu̴̼̼͍̻̲͇̬̾̐͌̀͌͒̀͒͆̈́͊̇ṵ̴̬̮̤̼̪̳̺͕̜̲̦̖̋̿̄̈̿͐̈́͠ư̶͕͈̻͚͖͙͕̫̜̑̃̇̋̽͘͜͝ų̸̺̘̈́̐͛ͅų̸̻͈̜͓̫͎̫͙̖̟̦̌̃̈͊̊̒̅ͅṵ̴͉͚͔͕͕̙̭͚̠̮̄̂̈͂̂́͌͘u̴̡̥̥̮͔͕̤̙͔̹͐͗͊̀̒ṵ̶̭̱͖͓̠͙͗̀̍̈́̍͜ų̷̠̮͓͈͔͍̯͔̖̳̘̿́͌̌̕ư̴̢̯͓̠̲̤͙̝͚̬̤͓͒̈̑͐̌̋͒͛͒̐̒̕͠ͅȗ̶̢̝͍̤̭̳̫̗̰͛̉̄̾͂̾̇̅ͅͅù̶̡̪̘͚͇̗̥̘͇͚̱̖̊̉̾ū̶͉͖u̸̢̢̺̰̝̻̱͇͉̘̾̈́̈́̑̈̒͘ͅu̷̢̡͔͉̞͊͐ư̸̮̩̞͙̪̝̮̻̤̤͋̎̽͋̍̎̏͋̅̐͆̈́̄u̵̢̧͇̞͓͎̻̺̫͙̘͎̞̗͊̕ư̵̠͝ȕ̸̧̬̼̱̱̩͔̣̝͔̟̜̞͇̕ư̵̘̩͇̠̻͙͖̗̳̜̿̈́̔̒̓h̷͍͓̪͇̹̭̆͂͑̀̅̄̂̂̾͊̓͊̓͝h̷̡̛̛̛̙͉̿͗̀̃͋͑̐͋͑̒͜͠ͅḩ̴̩̊͆̿̋̅̿̓̑͂̋̄͒̇͜h̸̢̫͕̦̖̉͛̌̄̓̽̕h̸̲͎̩̋̏̃̉̈́͛͝ḣ̸̢̡͔̘̮̳̯̯̅̐͐̕͠h̴͖̰͎̣̱̝̞̟̙̯̱͖͓̭̅̆͐̒͝͝ḩ̴̫̭̮̦̺̩͉̉ͅ
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The 👮 Department of 🏠 Homeland 🗽 Security 🚔 has issued a 🅱ruh Moment ⚠️ warning 🚧 for the following districts: Ligma, Sugma, 🅱ofa, and Sugondese.
Numerous instances of 🅱ruh moments 🅱eing triggered by 👀 cringe😬 normies 🚽 have ⏰ recently 🕑 occurred across the 🌎 continental 🇺🇸United States🇺🇸. These individuals are 🅱elieved to 🅱e highly 🔫 dangerous 🔪 and should 🚫 not ❌ 🅱e approached. Citizens are instructed to remain inside and 🔒lock their 🚪doors.
Under ❌no⛔ circumstances should any citizen 🙊 say "bruh" in reaction to an action performed 🅱y a cringe😬 normie🚽 and should store the following items in a secure🔒 location: Jahcoins💶, V-bucks💴, Gekyume's foreskin🍆, poop💩 socks, juul💭 pods, ball 🍒 crushers, and dip.
Remain tuned for further instructions.
⚠️BRUH⚠️...⚠️BRUH⚠️...⚠️BRUH⚠️...
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Warning, the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F.), has detected an "uwu". This is a code BRUH #4 level threat. Stay indoors and do not interact with cringe weebs until the threat has been classified as "it". Unless the code BRUH is retracted, "uwu" will be classified under "not it" until further notice.
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
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🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍