After a good game in cs:go, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cs:go and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs:go lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then flick triple domed. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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ahhhh stop fighting over me Teehee :P

fritzy dont steal my girlfriend

Oh my god your hot, whens the last time you got a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Cause i wanna bring it to you, thats right, all 2 milimeters. Ya, im gonna do you from behind and im gonna look at your bootyhole, and your your gonna be like "Don't look at my booty hole, thats where i poop from!" And im gonna be like "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥!" And your gonna be like "ok sir, please slap my titties." And im gonna reach around and be like "slap slap slap." And you'll be like "That kind hurts a bit, but ok." Then i'll pull out and blast a load on your chest like a shotgun. Your gonna be walking bowlegged, like you have to poop, for a week. And people will see you and be like. "Wow, she must need to poop." You poop right? Of course you do, God thats hot, i think i just came a little. God Im so hungry and scared. i would spread your cheeks and eat beans and rice outta them. BEANS AND RICE BABY! I would bounce my ♥♥♥♥ from your bootyhole to your vagin, like a pinball machine. DING DING DING!

-rep has big ♥♥♥♥ but doesn't know how to use it :((