Recent reviews by Boister

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☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

ıllıllııllıll [ 💲 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 / 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 💲 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Full price 100% worth it
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☐ Free

ıllıllııllıll [ 💥 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫e𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 💥 ] llıllııllıllı
☑ Even a 90's PC can run it
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☐ You don't even need arms to complete
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls

ıllıllııllıll [ 🕓 𝐀𝐯𝐠. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 🕓 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☑ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours) [In case you are bad at puzzle games]
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Countless

ıllıllııllıll [ 🌟 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 🌟 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average / Done Previously
☑ Good
☐ Fantastic

ıllıllııllıll [ 💢 𝐁𝐮𝐠𝐬 💢 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ The game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ A lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

ıllıllııllıll [ 🎶 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 / 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 🎶 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Great soundtrack
☑ Decent, not in my taste but listenable
☐ Annoying
☐ Bad / Ear ringing afterward

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: Solid 9/10
Comment: The game is beautifully made, a fun well introduced new platform game that was a pleasure to complete. I would say that 10 euros to spend on FEZ are a tad too much because you could easily be done with this game in 7-9 hours (including getting 210%).

No achievements = Waste of time

Press every button on your keyboard and you will have a 9/10 chance to win.

Pop balloons like I pop your moms private area.

~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲My grandma could play it
🔲Easy
🔲Normal
🔲Hard
🔲A challenge to be reckoned
✅In the heat of confrontation, treat your opponent with respect

~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter for this game
🔲 Good (if you have a good pc)
🔲 An original artistic direction
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece


~ STORY ~
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Basic element of the contractual requirements
🔲 It's there for people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
✅A model to get inspired by


~ LENGTH ~
✅ Long enough for a cup of tea
🔲 Short
🔲 Average
🔲Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond


~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
🔲 Memorable
✅ Transcending whispers of a forgotten world


~ INTEREST ~
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
✅ A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
🔲 You will remember it long after


~ REPLAYABILITY ~
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
🔲 Definitely
✅ Infinitely replayable (or almost)


~ BUGS ~
🔲 Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
✅ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
✅ NASA computer


~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
✅ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


~ WORTH BUYING ~
✅ No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Yes


~ EXPECTATIONS ~
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page
🔲 Better than expected and/or announced
✅ Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.

Great game, took several hours to complete and was worth the time. 8/10

ıllıllııllıll [ ❤️️ 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ❤️️ ] llıllııllıllı
☑ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

ıllıllııllıll [ 👾 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐬 👾 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

ıllıllııllıll [ 💲 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 / 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 💲 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Full price 100% worth it
☐ Wait for sale
☑ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☐ Free

ıllıllııllıll [ 💥 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫e𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 💥 ] llıllııllıllı
☑ Even a 90's PC can run it
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

ıllıllııllıll [ 💀 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐲 💀 ] llıllııllıllı
☑ You don't even need arms to complete
☐ Ez
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls

ıllıllııllıll [ 🕓 𝐀𝐯𝐠. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 🕓 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☑ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Countless

ıllıllııllıll [ 🌟 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 🌟 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ It doesn't have
☑ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average / Done Previously
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

ıllıllııllıll [ 💢 𝐁𝐮𝐠𝐬 💢 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ The game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ A lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

ıllıllııllıll [ 🎶 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 / 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 🎶 ] llıllııllıllı
☐ Great soundtrack
☑ Decent, not in my taste but listenable
☐ Annoying
☐ Bad / Ear ringing afterward

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 6/10
Comment: lol batman

Minecraft without the mine in the title.

Every choice you make will not take her to bed simulator!
And Achievments that will take you 10 minutes to do

this game turned to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, with its implemented boosts... there is absolute zero matchmaking fairness i can get into a game as a new player who hasn't played for a while and meet someone who plays this game 24/7

bring back the old prime 2015-16 bloons td battles :(