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43.6 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
Someone make more Backgrounds for Pink Floyd's The Wall. this is a fantastic program, i love it.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
95.9 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
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i forgot the recoil pattern for peeing and i ended up getting some in my mouth
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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95.8 hrs on record (76.5 hrs at review time)
when the marauder's eyes flash green, hit him with a Super Shotgun blast. switch to the Ballista and hit him with a shot. switch to the Rocket Launcher and use the remote Detonation mod. shoot it behind the Marauder and detonate it to finish the combo. if you're fast enough you can take him out in 1 stagger.

this game is currently the apex of the Shooter genre. its like a a rythm game, and like a fighting game. certain enemies are weak to certain guns. some enemies are weak to combos. if you stop moving, you die. genuinely my favorite shooting game yet. would buy as soon as you can, worth the 60 dollars.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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195.5 hrs on record (174.9 hrs at review time)
2017 review: worth every dollar, very fun. maps are just big enough that they are entertaining to play on multiple times and fairly easy to learn. matchmaking is usually balanced and can be quite forgiving. operators are balanced and unique while being grounded. ranked is addicting and i have put several hundred hours into this game already.

2018: they have removed my favorite map, they have remade it into the worst map yet. Hereford Base was perfect, yet now its the exact opposite of what i wanted from this game. new maps are way too big, new operators are broken and most matches im now stuck against people double my experience.

2019: i want a refund

i havent even touched the game in 2020. this is what happens when you let pro league and the reddit community dictate how you make a game. they announced changes done to Tachanka, the last operator that requires brainpower to use left, turning him into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demoman from tf2. they like showing off how great their graphics team is by making these giant maps with tons of useless space in them. these devs dont understand the basics of level design. if a room has no purpose, then theres no point in coding it in. all this does is make gameplay stagnant. in 2017, it was engaging and fun because action was nearly constant. nowadays, the gameplay is slow and boring. matchmaking is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and they made ranked unplayable. the point of a game is to be enjoyed with friends, once you make it so i cant play a game with my friends because "im not as good as them" there is no point in playing your god awful game. i dont care if it "stops boosting" you have way more important issues like the constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacking and oh boy, lets talk about glitches. cause how the ♥♥♥♥ is a game nearly 5 years old having the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invisibility glitch coming back nearly annually now? anyone remember the 2 frames glitch with castle, or the several guns through the shield glitch? or the multiple map glitches? and away from glitches, they blame the people who exploit these glitches they left in the game, like its our fault that they cant code a game correctly. of course im going to exploit glitches when your matchmaking put me against a level 900. maybe next ime you shouldnt use the assassin's creed engine for a swat game. oh and ♥♥♥♥ you for what you did to Mister Homeless, you got exactly what you deserved. i will never recommend this game to anyone, all my friends stopped playing this game as well, its not fun anymore. it hasnt been fun since operation Para Bellum.

♥♥♥♥ you, Ubisoft. give me a full refund. i didnt pay for this piece of ♥♥♥♥. i put almost 1.5k hours into this game over all platforms.

play cs:go instead, the maps are way easier to memorize, thus, more fun gameplay.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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133.3 hrs on record (81.6 hrs at review time)
One of the best games ever created, and my personal favorite game. The 2 Knights of the Old Republic games are oddly very similar to the new star wars movies, except KotOR is done correctly. The first one was a recreation Star Wars thousands of years before The Phantom Menace, and the second being a deconstruction of the Star Wars formula. KotOR II was written by a man who wanted to show the insanity of this fictional universe, and it shows. It takes the Sith and Jedi both and puts them on a trial, both figuratively and literally. The game shows how both sides are just mirrors to each other and how both lead to nothing both death and destruction. The character Kreia is honestly one of the most well written characters I've ever seen. Her philosophy and teachings are fleshed out, along with her character. Along with her is a crew that for the most part is pretty fleshed out with a few boring exceptions. Now this being an Obsidian Game, its very good, and very broken. And even 15 years after its release, its still a bit broken. And even at launch, it wasn't fully released, there is a lot of cut content. If you plan on buying this game, i suggest installing the TSL Restoration mod from the Steam Workshop. If you don't feel like installing the Restoration mod, you're better off buying it on the Xbox, it runs smoother on console, probably because the game was made mostly for the original Xbox.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
130.4 hrs on record (89.7 hrs at review time)
Payday 2 is an addicting First Person shooter that ive followed since i found it. idk when i found it, i never keep track. played it first on the Xbox 360, i bought every dlc, at the time the only dlcs there were was the Transport dlcs, 2 Gage packs, and a free update that implemented the Infamy system. i played it a lot, i dont know exactly how long, posiibly for a whole year. my level was reset twice, both times i was around level 80. then i took a long break, and i found pc. i played the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. i got to 1st imfamy completely clean, no hacks. i then bought every dlc, and i made it around half way to imfamy. i bought 9 dlcs at first, then 1 month later i bought 34 dlcs, then 1 year later, i bought the last 6 dlcs. totalling in 4 purchases of 50 items. i've also bought every dlc on the xbox one, so i own this game on 3 platforms. i think i started playing on pc around the new hideout update. and i played it from then to the Scarface mansion dlc release. i even bought the Delux edition of Hotline Miami 2 just to get Jacket. along with a few other things to get ingame items. also, take into account that i used mods for a month or 2. the game can be very fun with friends, and its also extremely addicting to see how much meth you can make in Cook off or how many Christmas Presents you can rescue in that one Vlad mission. ives seen it go from Firstarter on Overkill being the best mission to making it being nearly impossible to tell what mission is the best. the only criticism i have is how nearly impossible it is to get the attachments for the guns you want. along with patterns on masks, colors for masks, and the masks themselves. some advice. get the Thanatos Sniper rifle, its a Barret .50 cal, it 3 shots Bulldozers if you shoot their heads on Overkill. ill probably add more things later.
Posted 6 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
I'm going to miss this game... Going to miss it so so much.
Posted 6 October, 2016.
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8.3 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
I like this game. I found out about if by an underappreciated Youtuber named AKindAleWar, and it peaked my interest. I bought the collection on sale, sadly this was the only one with controller support. People say it's a bad remaster, and me never playing the original, that might be the case. But this game on its own is great. The soundtrack is great and the killing is awesome. I have not tried CoOp, nor do I intend to, but who needs it? This game is fun and addicting and i love it.
Posted 6 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
35.1 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Possibly one of the best games I've ever played. Most games don't age well, especially games from as far back as 2003, but this masterpeice of a game has stayed fresh and fun. From pissing on people until they puke, to dismembering limbs off bodies with hedgeclippers, the game has a hilarious story and a damn well put together DLC. And the fact that 13 years after the development of this glorious game, they added an easter egg based off a store opening sign is amazing. If a Postal 4 comes out under the company Running With Scissors, i will preorder it. In my humble opinion, I Postal 2 is damn near being the best game ever made.
Posted 6 October, 2016.
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2.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
When a game says it has "Full controller support" I expect controller support. The only thing the controller can register is crouching and jumping. I cannot move. i do not appreciate being lied to and i regret my purchase. Frankly i belive that all games should be forced to have controller support, it's just my opinion, but a game is unplayable to me if you can't pull a trigger. I will never buy from this company again and i will never trust it again either.
Posted 6 October, 2016. Last edited 6 October, 2016.
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