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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26pm
Updated: 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46am

Own a [RIFLE] for home defense, since that's what AEON intended. Four Replikas break into my classroom. "was zum Teufel?" As I grab my [DISPOSABLE STUN PROD] and Sierpinski rifle. Blow a 16mm sized hole through the first 'Storch', she's dead on the spot. Draw my [REVOLVER] on the second replika, miss her entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors 'Kolibri'. I have to resort to the [FLARE GUN] in my inventory loaded with [GRENADE SHELLS] , "Tally ho Jungs!" the [HE] shreds two 'STARS' in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off fire alarms. Fix [DISPOSABLE STUN PROD] and charge the last terrified 'EULR'. She convulses waiting on the police to arrive since 'LSTR' curbstomps are impossible to stitch up. Just as AEON intended.
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