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(EDIT 24/05/23 - READ ME FIRST - This info hasn't been updated in years, is mostly wrong, and I can't be arsed to fix it. Any questions, complaints, comments & opinions can be sent to: idontgiveashit@youdumbcunt.net, or can be mailed to me by placing your letter in the nearest rubbish bin)

My AMD Mustard Race Gayman PC:
OS: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-Bit Service Pack 1
Case: Silverstone Temjin TJ-09 Full-Tower Case
CPU: AMD FX-8350 @ 4.0GHz
CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D14
Motherboard: Asus Crosshair V Formula-Z
Chipset: AMD 990FX/SB950
Networking: Intel Gigabit CT Desktop Adapter
Sound: Asus Supreme FXIII (Sһitty Realtek chipset in disguise)
Graphics Card: Gigabyte Nvidia GeForce GTX 780 Ti OC Edition 3GB
Memory: 2x 8GB Corsair Vengeance DDR3-1600 PC3-12800 9-9-9-24 (CMZ16GX3M2A1600C9G)
Storage: Samsung 850 EVO 250GB SSD + Seagate Barracuda 4TB 5900RPM ST4000DM 005-2DP166 HDD + Kingston SV300S37A120G 120GB SSD + Seagate Barracuda 2TB 7200RPM ST2000DM8 HDD + Seagate Barracuda 2TB 7200RPM ST2000DM8 HDD + Kingston SA400S37120G 120GB SSD
Optical Drive: Asus DRW2014L1T DVD Writer
Power Supply: Thermaltake Toughpower GF1 750W
Mouse: Logitech Corded Mouse M500 + Logitech K400r Wireless Touch Keyboard
Keyboard: God-tier IBM Model M 1391401 (Dated 15 April, 1989) + Logitech K400r Wireless Touch Keyboard
Graphics Tablet: Wacom Intuos Pro Large
Headphones: Sennheiser HD439 Headphones
Microphone: Mutilated remains of Logitech G35 Headset
Monitors: Dell U2410H 24" 1920x1200 CCFL-Backlit IPS LCD + Samsung S24A450BW 24" 1920x1200 LED-Backlit TN LCD + Hewlett-Packard z23i 23" 16:9 1920x1080 LED-Backlit IPS LCD

Impressed females, you know where the PM link is.

The Graveyard
AOC 2343Pw 24" 16:9 1920x1080 CCFL-Backlit TN LCD (Retired)
Asus VE248H 24" 16:9 1920x1080 LED-Backlit TN LCD (Retired)
Corsair TX-650 650W (Violent capacitor explosion after 9 years of service)
Western Digital Caviar Black 2Tb 7200RPM (WD2002FAEX-007BA0) HDD (Dead)
Samsung 500GB 7200RPM (HD501LJ) HDD (Retired)
Toshiba 500GB 5400RPM (MQ01ABD050) HDD (Retired)
Intel 82583V Gigabit Ethernet Controller (God-tier Israeli Software and Hardware - Died noble death in thunderstorm)
TP-Link TG-3468 Gigabit PCI Express Network Adapter (More Realtek garbage - Retired)
Samsung SyncMaster 2233BW 22" 16:10 1680x1050 CCFL-Backlit TN LCD (Retired)
Acer V203HV 20" 16:9 1600x900 CCFL-Backlit TN LCD RIP sһitty Acer after 5.5 years of service (Dead)
Sapphire Radeon R9 290X Tri-X OC 4Gb (Was causing BSODs - Exchanged)

My Sһit-top
Apple MacBook 7,1 A1342 (Mid-2010 Model)
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo P8600 @ 2.4GHz
Memory: 9GB PC3-8500 DDR3-1066
Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT320M 256Mb
Storage: 120GB Corsair Force 3 SSD
Optical Media: Apple "SuperDrive" DVD Writer (Matshita DVD-R UJ-898)
Display: 13.3" LED-Backlit LCD 1280x800
OS: macOS 10.13.5 High Sierra

Television:
Sony Bravia KDL40EX650 40" 1920x1080 LED-Backlit LCD
Yamaha RX-V479 5.1ch AV Receiver
Sony SA-VS350H 5.1/7.1 Surround Sound Speakers

Consoles:
Sony PlayStation 4
Sony PlayStation 3 Slim 320GB
Sony PlayStation 2 Slim (Soft-modded w/ Free McBoot v1.95)
Sony PlayStation 2 Fat (Soft-modded w/ Free McBoot v1.95)
3x Sony PlayStation (1 Modchipped)
Nintendo Entertainment System
2x Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Nintendo Wii U Premium (Mario & Luigi Pack)
Nintendo Switch
New Nintendo 3DS XL - Solgaleo & Lunala Edition (Pokemon Sun & Moon Edition)
Nintendo 3DS XL Pokemon X/Y Edition (Blue)
Nintendo Gameboy Advance SP (Cobalt Blue) AGS-001
Sega Megadrive Model 1
Sega Megadrive Model 2
Sega Master System
Sega Master System II
Sega Game Gear
Mattel Intellivision
Hanimex Pong Console
Microsoft Xbox (Softmodded)

Phones (inb4 Sony shill):
Sony Xperia Z2 D6503 (Main Phone) Android 6.0.1 Marshmallow
Sony Xperia U ST25a (Old phone) Android 4.0.4 ICS
Sony Xperia Play R800i (Android Gayman/Emulation Platform) Android 2.3.4 Gingerbread