Eggnostic Yolk Worshiper
Egg Lord   United States
Level
18
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300 XP
 
 
Faithful to the Order of the Holy Chicken Egg. Where absolute truth is contained within the teachings of Eggliesm. I pray that you invite the divine protein of our lord Gallus Gallus into your soul each breakfast.

In the name of our beloved Holy Shell, White, and Yolk.
:brownchicken:
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kyso 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm 
Noob
[R@] WildDog 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41pm 
So you’re going by “Egg” now nerd? Haha what’s up douchebag. It’s Tanner from high school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah, that girl you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol...Pathetic.
Halberd 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am 
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Chvrles 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am 
By looking at your profile I got
Acne
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West Nile virus
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Halberd 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04am 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls 17 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm 
You know they called him Girthquake in college