Noob

So you’re going by “Egg” now nerd? Haha what’s up douchebag. It’s Tanner from high school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah, that girl you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol...Pathetic.

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By looking at your profile I got
Acne
ADD
ADHD
AIDs
Allergies
Alzheimer's
Altitude sickness
ALS
Anxiety
Ass worms
Asthma
Autism
Birth Defects
Bipolar disorder
Blood clot
Bone marrow disease
Brain Cancer
Breast cancer
Broken bones
Cancer
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cardiac arrest
Chicken pox
Colon cancer
COPD
Common cold
Diarrhea
Down syndrome
Dyslexia
E. coli
Ear infection
Ebola
Epilepsy
Flu
Gonorrhea
Gum disease
H1N1
Hay fever
Heart attack
Heart disease
Heart failure
Heartburn
Hemophilia
Hepatitis C
Herpes
Hiccups
HIV
High Blood Pressure
Hypothermia
Joint pain
Kidney failure
Lead poisoning
Lice
Loa Loa
Lung cancer
Lyme disease
Malaria
Measles
Migraine
Nausea
OCD
Osteoporosis
Pharyngitis
Polio
Prostate cancer
Psoriasis
PTSD
Rabies
Severed nerve
Schizophrenia
Shingles
Sickle cell
Skin cancer
Smallpox
STDs
Stroke
Tape worms
Terminal cancer
Testicular cancer
Throat cancer
Tuberculosis
Tumors
Ulcers
Urinary tract infection
West Nile virus
Yellow fever

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You know they called him Girthquake in college