OlonKrotzko
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And saint Antaloch raised the Hand Grenade up on high saying, "O lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and Sloths, and Carp, and Anchovies, and Orangutans, and Breakfast Cereals, and Fruit Bats, and... And the lord Spake saying, "First shall thou take out the holy pin, then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, thou shall not count, neither count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five, is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobth thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, towards thy foe. Who being not in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

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OlonKrotzko 20 Feb @ 8:34am 
Guys, he did it, he's just salty I laughed after he did
Mike 20 Feb @ 8:32am 
This guy tried to get me naked on omegle. Promised me a new iphone if i'd do it. I said no because i have morals and integrity.

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unkle sterben 30 May, 2024 @ 4:47pm 
this guy is a WIENER
Dildo Swaggins 30 Apr, 2021 @ 1:45am 
+rep cool demo that was chill in end game chat, also a fellow Monty Python fan :)
unkle sterben 11 Aug, 2020 @ 12:19am 
how about some soy food?
unkle sterben 15 Jan, 2017 @ 11:40pm 
but don't let that fool you.