Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

Ever since buying this game, I have:
+Learned very fluent Russian and I'm able to communicate with other Russians
+Lost all of my friends
+Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixel
+Learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥c♥ed my mother
+Learned, that if you have no skins - you're either noob, or a smurf
+Died from the inside of all the P90s and autosnipers!

The beautiful logic of cases.
Search on Youtube "CSGO knife unboxing".
Get yourself hyped about the videos you see.
Try yourself.
Get 1 purple and 99 blues, get hyped over the 1 purple by claiming it's a sign.
Re-charge credit card, bank says no money left on account.
10/10 would rob the bank again.