I sometimes give games to ppl cuz i have humble bundle :D

this young child walks along the beach, and on this beach hundreds of starfish wash on shore doomed to dry out and die, but this child walks along and everytime he sees one he picks one up and throws it back into the ocean giving it another chance at life. He can’t get to all of them but every morning on the way to wherever this child is going picks up another starfish and tosses it back into the ocean. He does this everyday for a while day by day walking along the beach tossing another starfish back in. And one day this old man who’s been seeing him do this comes up to the child and asks “why are you doing this? Hundreds and hundreds of starfish wash along the shore everyday and you can never save all of them, why even bother? You’re not making a difference” and the child looked at the man then looked down at the ground at the starfish by his feet, He picked up the starfish and tossed it back in the ocean and said “it mattered to that one”


"I'm on tinder to make friends" "sure, and i'm on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to see if this plumber manages to fix this sink"


see, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy, he has an idea. He says, "Hey, Igot this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across."

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