OddLlama
Fort Smith, Arkansas, United States
This spot used to have a link to my totally legit and real twitch stream but due to a number of vocal complaints, from people I won't name, I have decided to remove it. I understand that thousands - maybe even millions - of you are crushed, as am I. But this is the world we now live in and all we can do is push forward. Though I may be compared to other martyrs of our time; MLK, Donald Trump, Sonic IRL; note that I am just a man. A man who has had too much coffee this morning? Sure. A man who's profile has been torn to pieces by a crazy person with an arguably terrible wind instrument? You bet. Take pride in the fact that I have found my calling thanks to you; my fans. I have been lifted up and pushed into the direction of my destiny: Two for one hand-jobs in the CVS parking lot. Come see me. :llama:
This spot used to have a link to my totally legit and real twitch stream but due to a number of vocal complaints, from people I won't name, I have decided to remove it. I understand that thousands - maybe even millions - of you are crushed, as am I. But this is the world we now live in and all we can do is push forward. Though I may be compared to other martyrs of our time; MLK, Donald Trump, Sonic IRL; note that I am just a man. A man who has had too much coffee this morning? Sure. A man who's profile has been torn to pieces by a crazy person with an arguably terrible wind instrument? You bet. Take pride in the fact that I have found my calling thanks to you; my fans. I have been lifted up and pushed into the direction of my destiny: Two for one hand-jobs in the CVS parking lot. Come see me. :llama:
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A tough review to write.

This is a free game. You can play it in your browser at any time. What I hope is that the devs will take this steam money and 1. improve the interface. 2. fix the bugs. and 3. fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ interface bugs.

So, let me count the problems with this game:
1. Inteface bugs. Menus will/may get stuck on your screen, preventing you from a proper play.
2. Mafia is possible OP? maybe? (Update: I have lost once as Godfather out of countless games. I am either ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible at that role, or it really is OP)
3. Mediums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck.: Clarification: The medium can actually be really helpfull. The problem lies with the fact that people always leave as soon as they die, rendering the medium useless.
4. No way to exit a game, back to the lobby, without closing.
5. As with any MP game, there are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and obnoxious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
6. quitters.
7. You should not be able to pick a different name at the beginning of each round. There is no way to keep track of the trolls and the a55holes.

Now let me count the ways I love thee:
1. This game is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicting. I am seriously considering ripping it off and creating the same game under a different title. With a better UI,
2. So much fun. No matter your role, you will have such a good time just watching the absolute paranoia, the accusations, the threats, and the mediums giving up imediately
3. I can't stress enough how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny this game can be. It is the players that make it so. You never know who is using reverse psychology, or reverse reverse phsycology. This is a thinking man's game, but at the same time, a non-thinkers game. YOU CAN NOT KNOW!

Sure, there are more gripes on my list than compliments, but the gravity is not the same. I would absolutely recommend this game to any friend with a head on his or her shoulders. It was given to me as a gift on the same night I spent over $200 on Steam games, and I have put more than double the time into it. As I said before, it is a free browser game, but your $5 helps the devs to improve it. And I hope they do. I will continue to consider completely ripping this game off, and creating my own.I could make a fortune. Absolute genius of a game.

Tips for making the game better for everyone playing, including yourself:

1. If you are bored and trolling, play CoD.
2. Fill out your will. Any info or observations can be very helpful to your fellow townies. especially in roles like escort, jailor and invest.
3. Leave the racism at gradeschool. No one want to hear it, no one thinks it's funny.
4. Don't spam the chat. See Tip# 3. It's also against the rules.
5. Don't be an obvious jester. It's immediately obvious and annoying.
6. Hate language is childish and ignorant. Grow up.
7. Please, for the love of god, you do not need to declare your depraved sexual status in your name.
8. If you are mafia/sk, kill the most obnoxious player first night.
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Beat Saber - Don't Let Me Down
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Felldrizzle 15 Sep, 2020 @ 11:58pm 
Can I get my 2-for-1 handy-jibber all in one go? Like, you just stack your fists and I'll lean in to it, because we both have places to be, and I don't want you flaring up your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. I'll shave my pubes too, so you can piston-pump my rod clean down to the pelvis. Git 'r done.
Draethorn 6 Apr, 2020 @ 12:15am 
good guy. explained himself. hes probably not as bad as I made him out to be. seams like a genuine mistake. Only a genuine person can admit that.
OddLlama 5 Apr, 2020 @ 10:31pm 
Yeah. Thought I backed out. My bad.
Draethorn 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:11pm 
This piece of ♥♥♥♥ went AFK for all 10 round in KF2 on HARD, on a server where kicking someone is disabled... No one can be a bigger piece of ♥♥♥♥ than this selfish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
n0penoway 23 Dec, 2019 @ 7:11am 
Llamas are diabetic — sort of. The OSU College of Veterinary Medicine (CVM) is using their herd of 30 llamas and alpacas to study how certain hormones affect blood sugar. Because the metabolism of llamas is very similar to that of a human diabetic, the results of this research may provide insight into human diabetes treatment.
Hex: Decisive Strike 27 Apr, 2017 @ 11:16am 
*pukes on meow*