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K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K". Alright listen up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "k" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' one letter response of the tenth letter in the alphabet, you think that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "k" after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? k. Did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) k. What're you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ our "conversation" with the spam of "k?" Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would ♥♥♥♥♥♥' say "k" to that, you limp ♥♥♥♥ hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this ♥♥♥♥, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, "k"iddo.
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dom. 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am 
no maidens?
The_Great_Belly 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am 
L + maidenless + tarnished + runeless + naked + weaponless + flaskless + ratioed
Stephano Seagull 20 Mar, 2022 @ 5:00am 
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my pp out. “Fug, Fug!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own kum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
dom. 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am 
nuts
Kenny♥ 16 Aug, 2021 @ 12:33pm 
lol dom's comment needs approval
dom. 16 Aug, 2021 @ 12:32pm 
balls