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John China, you can't see him and he can't see you.

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A true Ted-poster, perhaps the most based man

You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi, of course. Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We blackout and wake up in the sewer, surrounded by fish! Horny fish! You know what that means! Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bare handed? Bare naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E' Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITEOUT, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in deeugh beeugh hibiduh hibuh uuh uh ah uh aaah uh aaah aaaah AAAA