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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Would be awesome if I could play it.
Lookin everywhere for my vertexes, but I guess I just lost em for good.

Yeet

Lovely little tool!
Cheap, but without feeling as much.
Good entry for beginner VR players, while still being fulfilling.
I suggest it highly!

Same Game, but Better.

Thank God for the free weekend, eh?
That's about how long it takes to crash from the loading screen.

"Big loser" the game.

Dunno how else to describe it.

Bit in the middle.

Decent little story.

Creator has awful taste in youtube channels, that's for damn sure.

Alright, whatever. It's been over five years since my original refund.


Pros:
-Great Art style
-Absolutely hilarious with friends and/or competent players
-I got this for $1 from Fanatical five years after initially having it refunded.
-Some of the maps are quite nice.

Cons:
-Total lack of fine graphics adjustment (No AA, no FOV sliders, the walls are strangely lacking high quality filtering)
-Disappointingly stupid AI
-The inventory is still absolutely busted. Randomly losing items while moving them to and from storage is guaranteed to happen constantly.
-Still liable to get stuck in some animation or other, helpless to escape your imminent murder
-There are exactly 2 active servers. They are equally devoid of human life.
-The game as a whole, save for a vast improvement in stability, is more or less exactly as it was in Early Access.

Doesn't Start
10/10

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