After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. When I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my ♥♥♥♥ and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.

Do you even know who we are? We are a group of highly sophisticated atheist masterminds who make Christman’s shudder in fear. I guarantee the average IQ of a random redditor would far exceed any other social media filled with brainlet normies. We also house some of the largest power in the world and can easily change the course of human events whenever we want. Our power rivals even larger UN member nations due to our presence world wide. I guarantee that Reddit could topple entire regimes if we all, or even a fraction of us, if we tried. We should have used this power for good when the orange cheeto was in office. People on other social media’s simply speaking are idiots compared to us Redditors.

So a couple of months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own ♥♥♥♥. And when I say suck my own ♥♥♥♥ I don't mean simply licking the tip of penis. I mean full on deepthroating my entire ♥♥♥♥. When I first found out about this I immediately began sucking my knob.

I realised it was really pleasurable. It felt less like I was sucking somebody else's ♥♥♥♥ than somebody sucking MY ♥♥♥♥. I was able to focus on being sucked off since none of the focus was on having an entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth.It was a surreal experience to feel all my ♥♥♥♥ veins and stuff in my mouth and it was what I was looking for you know? And yes, it was because my head game was good. I actually became pretty good at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
So yeah, someone sucking your ♥♥♥♥ is nowhere near comparable to sucking your own ♥♥♥♥. It is as pleasurable as people make it out to be.I think I will stick to sucking myself off.

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.