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312.4 hrs on record (297.1 hrs at review time)
love it
Posted 27 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
♥*♡∞:。.。C A T。.。:∞♡*♥
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
343.4 hrs on record (68.2 hrs at review time)
I don't crash often but my friends crash every other game and they have gone through all the hoops to try and stop the crashing. It is very frustrating specially when your in a game that is going very well and they crash out and you have to back out to rejoin them.

other small cons are the bugs, I still can't change my clan tag or other things. Social is always broken, joining your friends can be a pain, specially through cross platform.

The game just feels in complete and the bugs are still the same from the last MW/COD, needs work.
Posted 20 November, 2022. Last edited 23 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.2 hrs on record
my bf and I CRIED at the end
Posted 6 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record
dont play this if you are a girl
Posted 1 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
The game is great but the worst part of this game is the girl characters have these ugly high waisted Urkel pants and the 5 mandatory end lobby screens just to get back to the lobby. Get rid of those 2 things and the game is just a classic BR. Neat aesthetic tho.
Posted 11 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
54.9 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
vr chat is only good if you are one of the following
1. A VR player
2.A Child
3.An E-boy or E-Girl
4.A furry
5.A weeb
6.A pedophile
Posted 9 March, 2022.
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3 people found this review funny
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6.1 hrs on record
I wanted to like this game, but I just couldn't. I liked the atmosphere but there is a overwhelming subliminal political messaging that they couldn't decide what they were as a rebellion.

The first hour of the game was fun because it felt what I thought this game was suppose to be, A hitch hiking simulator as a teenager. The next 5 hours was this brain melting experience of having your political choices being railroaded to one objective and one objective only.
The Developers said that this game was ***PROCEDURAL GENERATED ADVENTURE WITH THOUSANDS OF PATHS*** That was absolutely not true. This game is a railroaded story that makes you believe in the beginning that your making choices for yourself.
In the beginning it seems like you can choose a side as you go which very quickly through out the game you realize you don't get to and you are forced onto one side regardless of your previous actions.
You are forcibly inserted with this premises of Red bad, blue good. The choices you see in the beginning is Tyrak (Red as a Republican who is shown in a game as a fascist totalitarian), Flores (Blue as a democrat with a sense of changing the system) Brigades (Rebellion group who has a B symbol very similar symbol like an anarchist symbol who is trying to fight against the government who can't soundly decide if they are commie or anarchist with the way their convos and quip slogans went) and Solo you (they put in that you can be solo and trust no one but yourself but it becomes very apparent this is not a decision that goes very far as your forced to work with the Brigades)
This made me realize an hour into the game that the leftist anarchos who made this game were so afraid to make you choose against the rebels and side with the tyrannical government that they will railroad the decisions towards the rebels and force you to work with them even if you make decisions to want to side with the bad guys. This game is not about choices. It's political indoctrination towards kids covered up by cute animation and music.

The characters were annoying (my ears bled every time I heard the braggy gross Alex zoomer kid call me home girl or said 'yo' or 'dog') They tried to make every character have some sob story and honestly just felt my face invert every time I am forced to hear another sad story about the bombing of '86, like omg stop I am trying to choose every line to not freaking hear it, I just met you and your telling me your whole life story. Stop that, its cringe.
The Zoe girl was just another bland rebel girl who came from a rich home and doesn't wanna grow up and use her privileged life and is just another cringe leftist girl who think rebelling against her family is a personality trait, especially with everyone her just saying "cops bad"
Stan and Mitch where suppose to be those 2 lovable idiots who honestly where just a-holes who robbed innocent folk and are annoying.

This game is just a leftist attempt to expose kids into radical political ideology to make it seem appealing; and I am an actual leftist.
As I stated before ... this game is not about choices. It's political indoctrination towards kids covered up by cute animation and music.
Posted 29 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Super fun, needs character customization
Posted 7 November, 2021.
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