700 pounds is not fat enough
Novimatrem/zoeyglobe 🌸💚(she/her/hers, Ht 5'5, Wt 716lbs)   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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she/her/hers girly girl, womanly feminine lady 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️.
I am being impersonated on both Steam and Discord. I DO NOT use Discord, anymore. My only real Steam account is https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/Novimatrem/ - any others are not me.

🐈🐱:tabbycat: - Hobbyist Linux systems administrator, open-source software & web-developer, and free-software advocate from the United Kingdom. https://novimatrem.uk/ - 🤰 i'm cat-kin (otherkin).

More about me at https://novimatrem.uk/about

Novimatrem has only just begun. I will persist, perpetually. Stay strong, and resilient, with me.

Note: My online profiles and such are littered with harassment towards me, they're trying to mess up the place, just ignore them
Don't feed the trolls. Their aim is to spread upset, and they fail to manage that, so just give them no attention & they get bored.

zoey complaints/grievances submission form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSezQV80UYLWFo5NFQfjRyPfrDurLeKH3MCAzRDwpMOAppM6lA/viewform?usp=sf_link
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I am being impersonated on Steam and Discord
I am being impersonated on both Steam and Discord. I DO NOT use Discord, anymore. My only real Steam account is https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/Novimatrem/ - any others are not I, zoey Globe, Novimatrem.
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Note: My online profiles and such are littered with harassment towards me, they're trying to mess up the place, just ignore them
Don't feed the trolls. Their aim is to spread upset, and they fail to manage that, so just give them no attention & they get bored.
No, my profile isn't a joke, or a troll- and nor is my existence, either.
🌼 💐 🌸 🌺 🌹 🌻 🌷
Welcome to my Steam! I'm Novimatrem (♀ she/her/hers) :rosebud: you can call me Novi if you want :heart:
i'm cat-kin (otherkin), i am a cat- really. :tabbycat: :espresso:

Oh, by the way;
• i'm female, my pronouns are she/her/hers 🌸
• don't politics at me.
• I'm quite sleepy, tired, very exhausted 24/7..
• My real name is zoey - you're welcome to call me that if you wish to not say my 'gamer username'.
• I'm from England
• Feel free to email me, we can chat, my email address is: TheNovimatrem@protonmail.ch
• Be nice about my weight :heart:
• My site: https://novimatrem.uk
• Favourite food: Bacon triple-cheeseburger
• Fursona (NSFW): https://novimatrem.uk/novisona
• You'll see me online on my PC quite often, because I have somewhat limited mobility, and low stamina
• (also I should note that I'm ᴘᴏʟʏᴀᴍᴏʀᴏᴜs, so- if you don't like that, heck the funk off)

I'd love if you looked at my posts on my WordPress blog thing: https://novimatrem.wordpress.com

More about me https://novimatrem.uk/about :guildseal:
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700 pounds is not fat enough 22 Mar @ 5:35am 
I've had two "friends" threaten to, or follow through with deleting me as a Steam friend because I was asleep when they messaged me (because we are in different timezones), I'm not going to chase or feel bad about you anymore. If you can't take somebody being asleep at a time you message them, and you think that is me personally attacking you, you need to go to therapy. That is all.
700 pounds is not fat enough 23 Feb @ 9:13am 
I made a new video! Lightweight Linux screen recorders: recordMyDesktop vs SimpleScreenRecorder vs Kazam (Ubuntu 24.04) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxaCh25HD3I
I tested 3 of the most popular lightweight Linux screen recorders on Ubuntu 24.04 to see which one is the best, as my computer is too slow for OBS.
700 pounds is not fat enough 17 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21am 
New YT video! PCLinuxOS Guide, Steam+MangoHud+FPS Cap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74nqq3majs
700 pounds is not fat enough 22 Apr, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
additionally, you can also use Liberapay to support my weight gain, if that's more your style, https://liberapay.com/Lachtigall
700 pounds is not fat enough 5 Apr, 2024 @ 8:29am 
You can also support my weight gain on ko-fi (tips/one-time-donations!) https://ko-fi.com/Lachtigall [i'm the gf]
700 pounds is not fat enough 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:07pm 
A Patreon page has been opened so you can help fatten me even more, please support if you can! https://patreon.com/lachtigall