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♥♥♥♥ and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

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9:28 PM - do_not_know: hey gamer, where are you?
9:30 PM - Not_Matlock: Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry💦 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍💦 and I asked what and she said she'd give me her 💦milkies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 that her breasts are sore... 💕💦😫More mommy! More!! 😫💦💕 1 milkies💦, 2 milkies💦💦, 3 milkies💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👶little baby 👶 and she's my candy store! 💟 She is so squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She fills me up like a mommy should!~ 💘💘💘 👶💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👶

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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Need a bigger gank squad pleb.

Only a slight variation for the season. Maybe a little more noticeable than the Christmas ones.

Changed your avatar for the first time ever. Must have been an emotional moment.

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http://oreimo.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page u might be interested in this

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Before you will talk to me or... whatevah... yu need to know dat...I cant handle a ''normal''
conversation at allw... Becaaauuuseew~ I talk alotw with w's <~< And uuh...Maybeh I stutter like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' freakw And... ..Eeh... Maybeh i say weird stuff >:3 .... ..Or pervy stuffw.. So I warned you.. Me ish gunna count how many dots i used >~> -starts counting- I used a totall of 33 dots... I t-think I uuh.. c-counted wrong.. and i used moar dots <<<< Suu.. i guesshw.. its a totall.. of.. more dots .-.

12:11 AM - pilot: i was punched in the face when i was 11 because i walked up to this behemoth of a girl at the pool and asked "hey do u smell skank as well?"
12:12 AM - pilot: idk what i was thinking would happen
12:12 AM - pilot: it was hilarious in my 11 year old head

proof u can take him u big ♥♥♥♥♥

Space General, you and not equal to I think severe.

I hate all of you.

Not_Matlock: Once when I was still a boy, someone made fun of me for liking hentai. It made me sad, than it made me angry, in the end it made me miserable. I lived a double life, half in light and half shadow. I told them I would hate hentai, while I did secretly yearn to nothing more than a glimpse at this art. But as I grew up, I began to hate myself. "Why would I have to hide what I love?"I asked myself,"what makes their interests better than mine?" Then I realised I was wrong my whole life. I was no longer afraid of showing who I really am. I told them its them who should leave it they hate my passion. I was no longer afraid to say that in public, and it was good. People who were like me followed, because I was not afraid to speak. And me, you ask? I liked it. I was born a as leader. I was born to make stand up for the weak. I was born conquer. I was born to free people of their chains. We will show the world that hentai is art. I am the alpha wolf. I will make hentai great again.

"Molecularly agitated cheese was a type of cheese. It was served in Molecularly agitated cheese sandwiches in Dex's Diner on the planet Coruscant." -quality wiki

I'm not the one who knows weebanese.

i fcking hate u weeaboo pieces of ♥♥♥♥!!!!! (matlock especially)

i remember that time i won plat 8 seasons in a row by turning up every second thursday and calling my team gay on the mic oh man what an intense level of gameplay

Good times. UGC is only good for steamrolling bad players who think too highly of themselves.

yo matlock remember that time we were supposed to be moved to plat because we were all IM/invite when we got placed in silver by accident and they put us in gold?

good ass times what a great league that totally isn't why tf2's credibility as an "e-sport" went to ♥♥♥♥

What's your greatest achievement? Gold? That's hardly better considering 90% of them are just ppl going for the medal.

Says the guy who's life's achievement is UGC Silver. Congrats dude. You're an inspiration to us all.

v owned by ♥♥♥♥♥

The guy who's favorite game in 2016 is TF2 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on random rp'ers. Can i have some extra retardation with that irony?

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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/runescape2/images/a/ae/Chaos_rune_detail.png/revision/latest?cb=20111119011651

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better stop trying to summon warp daemons by posting chaos runes on my profile

厳禁？全く :v

厳禁 - mattaku (defintely, totally)

10:17 PM - pilot: hey matlock i have a question for you
10:17 PM - Not_Matlock: what's the question?
10:18 PM - pilot: お前の一番好きなアニメは何だ
10:18 PM - pilot: 「俺の妹がこんなにかわいいわけがない」
10:18 PM - pilot: right?
10:18 PM - Not_Matlock: no habla ♥♥♥♥♥♥

4:16 PM - pilot: hey matlock i have a question for you
4:17 PM - Not_Matlock: what's the question?
4:18 PM - pilot: お前の一番好きなアニメは何だ
4:18 PM - pilot: 「俺の妹がこんなにかわいいわけがない」
4:18 PM - pilot: right?
4:18 PM - Not_Matlock: correct

get inside me and scream bazinga in my ear mataku-chan