(talking about bangladesh)
12:57 PM - Slapfart2015: dude if they switched to an agricultural economy they would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ booming
12:57 PM - Slapfart2015: because
12:57 PM - Slapfart2015: everybody ♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground
12:57 PM - Slapfart2015: its so fertile


My diary as a mexican girl.

Day 1.
Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god my boo never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respects me...
Day 2.
While I was eating my hot cheetos, I dropped my iPhone and broke the screen
Day 3.
I went to a quinceanera for my 520th cousin and met my ex-boo, it was pretty awkward haha.
Day 4.
I dropped my bag of takis that was concealed within my purse in class yesterday and the teacher yelled at me, why doesn't anything go my way! >:(
Day 5.
My boo came to my house today, he picked me up in a chevy monte carlo. He took me out to mcdonalds.
Day 6.
My boo got another tattoo and got a half-shaved haircut, he looked like a real cholo when he wore his wifebeaters and cargo pants.
Day 7.
I complained to my mother about my iPhone screen and asked if I could get it fixed. She beat me for 2 hours.
Day 8.
I was trying to study for my upcoming test I have in Pre-Algebra, but my 24 dogs wouldn't stop barking, it was really annoying.
Day 9.
I took my test, I think I did okay in it. I really don't want to repeat this year again, I had to repeat this year 4 times so far and I hope I can finally advance to my sophomore year in highschool.
Day 10.
I got a 69.99 on my test in which my teacher rounded up to a 70! That's like a D, I might actually pass this year! :D
Day 11.
My boo just committed murder omg I'm so scared right now I think he might try to hide at my house omg i'm so effin scared.
Day 12.
My boo got caught and is currently in jail, his trial is in 12 days. :(
Day 24.
I was at the trial for my boo, he looked really pale and had a bruise on his face, I almost burst into tears. It was really depressing, he was sentenced to 25 years in jail.
Day 83.
I'm pretty calmed down by now, I broke up with my boo and now I got a new boo, he's cooler because he's taller, he has a better monte carlo, and his hairstyle isn't always half-shaven. But my boo never effin respects me! What is it with these boos and respect? omg I think i might turn into a lesbian at this point.
Day 120.
I failed this year again, I think I'm just gonna quit highschool.
Day 258.
It's been quite a long time since I quit highschool, but I've been living life pretty well because I found a boo that deals drugs, he's such a cool bad boy.
Day 385.
I'm in my bed crying right now, my (ex?)boo was having intercourse with 2 different women and I walked in by accident. I broke up with him and now i'm back at my house.
Day 1453.
It's been almost 4 years since I've started this daily journal, I've been through a lot. I've gained quite a lot of weight and had 2 children. Of course, my "husband" left me, what is he? Black? Why do my boos always leave me? ;'(
Day 2084.
I start my work at a strip club soon! I've lost some of my weight so I could qualify, and the club accepted me! Thank god, I didn't want to be a prostitute.
Day 4305.
I was fired from the strip club and now I work the streets, I don't regret this lifestyle, I can feed my 5 children and I get quite a lot of money a week. My pimp is also really nice to me.
Day 6971.
My old ex-boo from my highschool days is finally getting out of jail, he was released early due to good behavior so I just decided to say hi and meet him just because.
Day 7404.
I quit my job in the streets for a while now and finally got married!!! Guess who it is?!?!? Haha it's my ex-boo that got released from jail a couple of years ago.
Day 25563.
I'm attending the wedding ceremony for my great-grandchildren!! :D I think it's been around 70 years since I started this journal, My life has been hectic! I think I lived a good life. :)