Recent reviews by Nifuraka

yeah it's good now

Grime has it all

Excellent platforming, tons of dudes to fight, amazing build variety, beautiful music, awesome visual design, an interesting world that is wholly unique and unlike anything you've really seen before.

it's an amazing game that values your time from start to finish

this aint it

this is ladders though

Where do i even start.

the inspiration from bioshock in this game is undeniable but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if they aren't trying too hard

everything in the opening act really feels like a mix of bioshock infinite combined with the original bioshock 1 where you get submerged and get a nice view of the insane visual that is rapture city

you get locked into some really awful camera angles while flying trough a countryside with some decent visuals...

until the npc's show up that is, completely taking you out of the immersion with absolutely terrible audio mixing, awkward as ♥♥♥♥ timing on line deliveries and some of the cringiest dialogue i've heard, it really feels like the same writing staff that makes the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ borderlands jokes


there's also no FOV settings natively in the game, and it feels extremely claustrophobic to even walk around in the open world

The combat ( from the very little i played) feels extremely un-satisfying and the first "upgrade" for your weapon you get, is a weird spin that turns your camera around, disorienting you even more, when coupled with the terrible FOV it nearly made me nauseated.


i was also really annoyed by the story, unless you've seen any of the trailers or the promo material, you'll be thrown into this world knowing actually nothing about it.

i essentially went in blind, and after watching some of the promotional material i realized it essentially has a "world lore dump" maybe they go into the setting more in the actual game but i couldn't stand it for more than just over an hour

the puzzles were also incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dissapointing, like they put ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skyrim lockpicking in, and i also did another where i had to match colored lasers, but the colors were nearly identical so i was really confused as what to even do on it for like 30 seconds, my issue here was that when you started the skyrim lockpicking minigame, alteast the game zoomed in and gave you like a clear UI, but the weird ass laser puzzle had you moving around and interacting with it in full motion normal gameplay.

the only thing i did like about the game was the fact that your upgrade hub was like a weird sexually charged fridge robot, but then that also got ruined instantly as soon as i got to another one, and it wasn't even the same voice on it.

7/10 if this game came out 12 years ago

dont buy/10 if the game came out yesterday (which it did at time of writing this review)

Wait a second, this isn't halv the vran i was promised

his name's not even victor

it's allright

memes

fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game from

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let me disable vsync allready

Bandai scamco

read the notes about the re-release, and then bombard their official sites with how much of a sellout piece of ♥♥♥♥ that company is.

why would you let this happen from ?

hey look, it's like an orphan

abandoned and forgotten

just get terraria instead