"Do not trust the Goblin King, till he shows his hand,
Do not help the Goblin king, till your welcomed to his land,
Always respect the Goblin King, lest you feel his wrath,
Always Fear the Goblin King, if you EVER hear him laugh..."

“Morning and evening
Maids heard the goblins cry:
'Come buy our orchard fruits,
Come buy, come buy”

“Sighing, I did an act he thought never to do.
I took a goblin, most mischievous and charming
and hugged him into my Heart"

“Everyone knew you shouldn't go biting into fruit
offered to you by Goblins in the woods,
even if you'd thought until just five minutes ago
that such stories were, you know, only stories.”

DON'T TOUCH MY TREASURE CHEST STASH!!