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NeonλSprawl: I'm getting targetted ads from the Ontario Government telling me to go fishing
Chronosock: :D
Chronosock: sounds like they're BAITING you

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NeonλSprawl: So, you could say, he committed a mathematical sin?
Chronosock: now you're just going off on a tangent

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NeonλSprawl: Empire park is the successor, but I'll probably have my second industrial park be called Midas
NeonλSprawl: Empire Square I think was the name the game generated
Mikidy: Why not after elements like Cobalt? or Nickel!
Mikidy: Elements!
Mikidy: Give me some Helium Way! Southern Empire Park!
NeonλSprawl: All of those sound more industrial
Mikidy: oh fine
NeonλSprawl: Wait
NeonλSprawl: Name everything after elements
NeonλSprawl: Cuz it's
NeonλSprawl: Neon's Sprawl
NeonλSprawl: :D
Mikidy: ...

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NeonλSprawl: I love my printer
NeonλSprawl: Whenever I use it
NeonλSprawl: My lights start to flicker
Chronosock: >literally printing with the blood of the innocent
NeonλSprawl: It's a ♥♥♥♥ of a lot cheaper than ink
Chronosock: >Neon turns on his printer
>an ominous feeling coats the room
>he clicks print
>screams resound from the bowels of the printer
>the lights start to flicker like the souls the printer uses to fuel itself
>the printing begins as the infernal machine writes in the blood of the innocent
>"It's a ♥♥♥♥ of a lot cheaper than ink," Neon says to himself as the printer spits out the first page
>he takes the pages and staples them together, finally done with that writing assignment
>later, he finds he gets a D on his paper
NeonλSprawl: I'm a solid B student, but aside from that, yeah, pretty much

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NeonλSprawl: This is your method of coping isn't it?
NeonλSprawl: Make me feel uncomfortable by proxy
Chronosock: it is
Chronosock: im getting screenshots!

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Hazy: You people
Hazy: SHEESH
Hazy: "Don't jinx us, Hazy"
Hazy: "Don't be a patronizing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Hazy"
Hazy: "Blacks deserve the same treatments as whites, Hazy"
Hazy: "They're already dead, Hazy"
Hazy: "That's illegal in 42 states, Hazy"

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NeonλSprawl: Do you not know how cold it is?
WE ARE FARMERS: yea i do
WE ARE FARMERS: walked the dog
NeonλSprawl: RIP---
NeonλSprawl: You have a dog?
WE ARE FARMERS: not anymore no

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Hazy: >6 year old kid running around with a MACHETE
NeonλSprawl: wut
Hazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeCb348MlAE
NeonλSprawl: "American parenting"
NeonλSprawl: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hazy: Nah man they're just training to be Mad Max extras
NeonλSprawl: LIVE DIE LIVE AGAIN
Hazy: I RIDE ON THE TRICYCLE ROAD
Hazy: SHINY AND CHROME
Hazy: The Huffy Road
Hazy: ♥♥♥♥ that works much better
NeonλSprawl: SHE'S TAKEN THE BIG WHEEL
Hazy: RETURN MY TREASURES TO ME AND I SHALL CARRY YOU TO THE CHUCK E CHEESE BALL PIT MYSELF
NeonλSprawl: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hazy
NeonλSprawl: I'm going to need to rewatch this now
Hazy: I'm still laughing after that big wheel line
Hazy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neon
NeonλSprawl: :D

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Chronosock: I have three emotions, kinda like RGB. Monotone, salty, and despair.
Chronosock: It's always just a combination of the three.
Chronosock: You know what that means? The best that I feel is nothing.

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NeonλSprawl: Me and Chrono just discussed how much of an impact a rail-pelletgun would do
Anaxemenies: And?
NeonλSprawl: About three to four times as powerful as a 9mm
NeonλSprawl: I'm trying to figure out if the hydrostatic shock from it would be lethal

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NeonλSprawl: Did you know if you wanted to throw a baseball on the moon and have it orbit at the height of the pitcher
NeonλSprawl: It'd need to go roughly 0.6% of the speed of light?
Hazy: thank you bartender from Catherine

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Francisco has changed their name to ♥♥♥♥ KILLURSELF BEN.