Recent reviews by Neiumann

This game needs a lot of work, yo. Right now it's an infidelity simulator. I started the game with the house I'd designed (Which was cool.) but then this young adult white girl and her black boy friend came over to my house with some fruit cake. I told my guy to eat it. He did. And he got sick... I thought it wasn't the fruit cake and it was just me being screwed up. Negative... Because I gave him some more fruit cake in the morning and he got way more sick.. Then I spend a long time doing things like cleaning up, going to the washroom, took a bath, made/ate lots of food in the kitchen, and I drank lots of water.... I got better and I even went out for a jog... Then, after being scared that another, sick in the heads, group of neighbors, were going to show up; I went to the night club... There, were all these young adult chicks who flocked toward me like birds. (Adult girls flocked around me like birds too.) ((My guy's an adult.)) So anyway; it was sort of nuts because there wasn't enough guys to entertain the women; they all wanted a piece of me.. So I started playing piano after having a dance with one brunette chick in a skimpy red dress. People didn't pay me very much to play piano. Because I was bad at it. But I made that evil night club listen to me practice piano until I was making about a hundred dollars an hour... I decided to create my ex girl friend, in real life, as a character; for my character; to live with. So I made her as close as I could to the girl I used to date. She even looks fairly hot, considering; she's a video game character. Anyway. I made them cook food for themselves and sleep in the house together. (He came home from the night club and she had moved in, in the mean time.) So, amazingly; I could get them to get along: mainly by her taking an interest in him and in subjects that she likes to talk about with him: then I would make him give her the odd heart felt compliment.. (They got along very well, actually.) ((I made his personality like mine and I randomly chose her personality; since it's way to weird for me to try to understand the mind of my ex-girl friend.)) But then.... Dread happened.... My guy ended up having to go to work........ Now she's at the house by herself.... I hope that black guy doesn't end up coming over...

Dear, people of this Earth,

Out of all war games, this one's the most basic and real. This is the game you play if you want to become any thing tactical or strategic in this life. Personally, I'm in love with the Thompson sub-machine-gun, because I love to be a hero. I love to run around, blessed by love, on a complete and total rampage; usually for America. (That's what's also neat, about this one! You get to learn all about the politics and idealogical tensions between an offensive government and a defensive one.) ((The game's only lacking a German Kapitan sword for the dude who carries the oldest version of the AK-47 ever made; the STG-44.)) One thing I would change about this game if I were Valve/Steam-Powered; is that I'd host a super powerful and amazing, 24/7 set of competitive servers for the real die hards; you'd also attract an easy 100,000: new players. For an old piece of programming? What can go wrong? You don't even need to modify the game very much at all, no need to make it all fancy; even. Don't make it pay to win, like some private servers; these days, are making it be: a bit. I never paid too win, I'm the best on the net; but I had to learn how to really murder a lot of people, in-game, so I could get too the top... The learning curve to become the best was nearly as hard as being Master League in Star Craft 2: Legacy of the Void, which's still the most difficult game to learn. I spend at least an hour per day, usually; playing Day of Defeat: Source, just to summon my most lightning-fast/insanely-violent energy; so I'm able to log onto that other strategy game, and maintain my place as one of the top professional gamers: on this planet. I give Day of Defeat: Source, a 10/10. Blizzard-Activision/Microsoft can really learn a great thing or two about the lovely parts of this game. (Especially how just any bullet in this game will end some one's life, if shot in the head...) ((I desire, heart-shots, too!))

Sent with love, be healthy and strong, but most of all; be good!
Milo Therrien Newman!!

Dear people,

This is an absolutely epic war game. It lets you be practically soldier or droid in the old Star Wars movies, although if you want to be Jedi or Sith then you're best bet is just to buy the sequel to this game; Star Wars Battlefront 2 (Classic Version; 2005.) Star Wars Battlefront (Classic Version; 2004) has a better selection of ground vehicles and I find that the levels were more thought out. Also certain features in the Galactic Conquest mode (Where you and the enemy are vying against each other for taking over planets. You also gain money per turn for each planet you own; it's amazing, and it could be worked on much further: I didn't even notice such a mode for the new versions of Star Wars Battlefront... Definitely a great and cool thing to check out.) ((An entirely new genre of video games could be created based on this mode, alone.)) There are still Jedi and Sith in this game but they come as being controlled by an A.I. (They're bots.) ((You can't be the Sith or Jedi in this game.)) My favourite is being the droids and conquering the Gungan army in campaign mode. (You can jump into a droid tank as a droid pilot, tactically-zigzag through the crossfire of the front line; then strafe around the huge 4-legged dinosaur with a giant shield generator strapped to it's back firing shot after shot at it's face until it dies... Then the Gungans lose one of their shields making your tanks, snipers, and such be vastly more lethal.) For all these great things about the game, I give it a 10/10 (It could go for a 4.K. version with updated registry, an extreme amount!) ((I'd pay a hundred bucks for that game.)) Thank you very much! Take care, enjoy, and good bye for now!

Sincerely, Milo!

The Civilization series's marvellous! Perfect if you want to just chill, drink coffee, relax, and multi-task; since it's a turn-taking game. This is the one you want if your computer can't quite run Civilization 5 properly and it's the one you buy when Civilization 3 is just too primitive for you. Yes! This one's sure got a bundle of a bunch more spice than Civilization 3; however if you're looking for less of a challenge then turn back, right now. The A.I. still practically does almost everything it can do in it's power; once the planet-map's made; to completely work against you.. The only way I've discovered of keeping up to them and becoming somewhat of a super-power-nation, is to go with the flow; and hope to Jesus Christ that you've got some really great resources in the early game. (You want either a massive river or river-system/delta, you want one of your cities to be on the coast with fish, or/and any amount of stone/copper/iron/silver/gold/gems/diamonds in your close-reaching-grasp.) ((Big fertile lands of rivers with great farmland is just perfect for building up a large population to get things done or simply to raise a simple/large army/navy; although, you're definitely going to want at least one city in your empire to be on the ocean with some sort of type of fish... And don't forget to go nuts over things that either bring you much money: or things that'll upgrade the quality of your peoples' tools/weapons.)) A small army with an abundance of copper can easily annihilate a massive army of simple people who don't have access to creating bronze weapons out of a certain tin/copper consistency. I hope the game takes into account that hardened bronze takes at least 3 years to become hardened to almost it's maximum potential. It'd be even more silly if you had stone walls before the enemy tried breaking in with their soldiers, armed with bronze weapons: because if you researched archery and have some guys with bows/arrows in your walled-city - it can be crazy-difficult for the enemy to break into that. So, no... You really don't need copper and tin to become powerful, though, you need them to make bronze if you're going on the offensive. Which reminds me, if you choose to make your nation a slave-trade, which happens in the early game: after researching the ability to have bronze, you can become a slave-trade. I highly recommend that you do become a slave trade if you want to be successful at an incredible rate because it's simply one of the steps Mankind has to take in order to compete strongly with many other nations of men. (It's practically the only way to become a strong super power in the early game which usually means you actually have a shot at survival; I've done many games without doing the slave-trade thing and it always ends up with my nation getting left in the dust and fighting off against hoards of barbarians or simply getting erased by an enemy nation, who did decide to become a slave trade.) ((But to become a super successful slave trade, towering over all of your enemies, nearby: you absolutely need a source of copper connected with roads to your most military-enhanced city; which's usually got to either be your capital city or one that you created a barracks in, right off the bat.)) As far as becoming an extremely massive slave-trade, you really need to conduct assaults with the dudes who have bronze, 2-handed, axes.. Often just a few of these bronze-axe-men combatant armies can, easily and absolutely, wreck an enemy nation who isn't immersed with an amount of abundant copper. It's necessary to conquer these militaristically 'weaker' nations because: as a slave trade; you need to enslave many other people, you can't be enslaving many of your own people or there'll be turmoil in the streets and wonders of your own empire! As a slave trade, you must conquer at least one other nation; no matter how kind they are; or suffer radical and economic collapse. This is how you can become an economic powerhouse in the early times of the world or be prepared to be easily picked off a tree and eaten by; barbarians, your own people, or/and another slave-trading empire: it's practically like this anyway... To tell you the truth, complex strategy and being responsive in many ways are how you take off from being a slave trade. Choose a good religion for your people which suits the overall strategy of you and your empire. If you don't go a strong religious route and are not very successful in becoming a good and quite religious empire; then be prepared for your empire to go into revolution after revolution against you. I personally, always try to hit religion at the same time that Christianity is introduced in the game-match; it's also alright to take that religion from another nation: as long as you end up on top of them, at some point; power-wise. If your nation's the one that Christianity happens in via enabling a bit of liberty so it's much more possible - then you have the best ability to subdue the other nations, both with peace, obligations, or simply war. If your nation's the first Christian nation; you've really got the game in the bag and you really ought to save the game right then and there. I say this because the rest of the game's going to require much more, complex and responsive, immensely great strategy and tactics. Pick up as much iron as you can by this time; you need to prepare for the era of the future world wars: if they even erupt. You have to get ready to make complex machinery on an industrial level; definitely become a monarch along the way, too. You need oil deposits. If you don't have at least 2 deposits of iron connected with roads to your military production centres; and if you don't have at least one deposit of oil connected in the same way; you don't stand a chance in a world war. Become a thinker like an industrial revolutionary leader!!!!! If you don't have at least 2 units of infantry and at least one unit of some sort of combat-vehicle; like tanks, bomber-planes, or artillery: then go back to that save file that I told you to make, earlier. If you don't; then if a world war happens: and it's highly likely in this game: you're getting stomped and your nation will belong to another in a hurry. For the amount of raw, non-politically-correct, and difficult: realism: I give this game a 10/10. It really doesn't need the hottest graphics and sure lacks a bit in the quality of the sprites and what you get visually: this game isn't even for a wide screen monitor.. But, for what it's taught me about just how competitive you need to be as a people; in order to survive for thousands of years, even making choices that're considered major mistakes today: in order to maintain your people on a competitive level... I will not take off any of my rating for the lack of great visuals. (It's not the worst game on a graphic and visual level, but it could sure use a wide-screen version.) You're all the very best for reading my review and dedicating your time to check out my profile! Thank you all very much for your time and energy, take care, have a good time, stay safe, enjoy, and good bye for now!!

Sincerely, Milo!

Honestly, the fighting quality of this game is better than Mortal Kombat 11. There's less moves that are unrealistic in this game. Street Fighter 4 isn't as violent as Mortal Kombat 11. But at least in Street Fighter 4, it teaches you how to damage someone or something that's attacking you. For me; I learned how to do heavy kicks, then after you go into light kicks as the enemy tries to create a combination against you. Then you dish out a hay maker or two. (Which are like your most long ranged and heaviest punches.) After this and they still try to get closer and open up on you, just do a combination of jabs/uppercuts/elbows/knees/chops in order to damage the enemy a bit more: by this time the enemy comes right in on you with an attack that should actually land on you; this time, so block! Block until they're attack or combination of attacks has spent them out, giving you the opportunity to start a series of attacks which will make them totally damaged or the enemy will flee from you. You basically do the very same sequence as what damaged the enemy in the first place; but backwards, so you start with the short ranged attacks, you crank it up a notch with the long ranged punches/hits, then you get into short-ranged kicks - following up with long ranged (Heavy-hitting.) kicks. If you can get away with doing this process, twice; to your enemy - there should be no reason why you can't expose him/her making a mistake so grand that they end up being exposed for your attack. If you get to attack, because you earned it while defending yourself: then you should be able to win the fight. For this level of realism which has been added to Street Fighter 4, I give the game a rating of 9.5/10 (I would have given it a 10/10 rating if they added a few more realistic elements into their physics engine and I'd have also done it if they added a few more moves in the realism category.) ((Guile is my favourite character.)) Thank you all very much for reading this and viewing my profile; take care, enjoy, have a good time, and good bye for now.

Sincerely, Milo!

This game is mocking a really great concept that was introduced in Harvest Moon for the S.N.E.S. console and Harvest Moon 64 for the Nintendo 64 console. Even those games needed a lot less bull s*** and much more realism. Less or no magic should be in the farming/fishing/foraging/mining/working/small-town-socialising simulator: at all... A game with such a beautiful idea behind it should be based on the real world, as much as possible. The creator of Stardew Valley is a bit perverted in how he programs the story for the game. He also poorly attempts to add a combat system or a combat adventure-system into the game. This game will make your brain turn to mush, beating this game will really make you think that life is some type of insane fantasy garbage land. Thank you for reading, peace!

This's one of the very best re-makes ever made in gaming history. The screen gets widened since the original Counter-Strike 1.6. So if you have a wide screen monitor, you get to see a lot more than you did before; which makes you more aware of a combatant. However, the graphics are much more distorted in how you perceive distance since the original release. I'd actually go as far as saying that; in their own way, the graphics in the original Counter Strike were a bit higher quality. Sure, the stronger video card required, mixed with more modern programmers; have created all of the sprites to be more beautiful in, many ways. But the thoughtfulness of the original release: when it comes to the modulating of the sprites and programming them beautifully; I prefer the original version. I do love the extra weapon in Counter-Strike Source; and if Counter-Strike, version 1.6, ever comes out with a wide-screen version: then I will miss the German, semi-automatic, powerful, sniper rifle. (It can be much more lethal, even though it's not as powerful as the United Kingdom's sniper rifle, because you don't need to fixate the weapon every time you take a shot. The ability to just take 12 consecutive shots from that far of range can usually mean that you're about as strong as the entire enemy team; if they're in a pack.) ((The United Kingdom's sniper rifle is still my favourite, though; because you can shoot through certain wooden objects like doors, killing your enemy. Or you can actually kill at least 2 people with one sniper shot, since it's a magnum & a 50' cal' shot.)) One thing I would add in the game is for their to be different amounts of random chances, for each individual weapon, to jam or backfire. The M16 would backfire more than the AK-47 for instance. Ladies and gentlemen, I give this game 9.5/10 as my rating. (If the graphics and registry were worked on a bit more; I'd give it a 10/10.) Thank you very much for your time, take care, enjoy, and good bye.

After beating the very last boss of the game with; a Warrior/Knight, a Thief/Ninja, a White-Mage/White-Wizard, and a Black-Mage/Black-Wizard. (Yes, there are 6 classes to choose from for a party of 4 in this game. Monk/Master and Red-Mage/Red-Wizard are the other 2.) ((You get to name your characters and go with any combination/battle-order you desire. So you could go 2 Warriors/Knights with 2 Red-Mages/Red-Wizards, for example.)) The game took me about 26 hours to beat, because I think it records your hours while the game's paused. It's a turn taking game but easily as fun as any of the first Pokemon titles for Nintendo's Game-Boy/Game-Boy-Colour portable gaming consoles. I beat the last boss of the game with great difficulty. I actually walked away thinking it was practically unbeatable until I figured out the use of the 'Temper' spell being used on my fighters over and over, increasing the magical damage every time; and the Warrior/Knight and the Thief/Ninja needed to be under the haste spell, but only casted once for each of them. It might sound like bull s*** but I swear to you that I killed the last boss in the game. You want your whole party to be around level 50, by the way. Flying the airship is a trip, I love how fast and productive that thing is, you never bump into enemies.. There's a lot of secrets in this game, just to proceed, it's quite a memory-based puzzle game. It's also an extremely great game for improving your arithmetic skills. A lot of people think that turn taking games are bogus but I love them for the fact that it's more fun and relaxing than doing absolutely nothing or staring at walls; most of the time. You feel rewarded by this game through your amount of work that you've put in. You don't find reward in being super fast or attentive; this game completely lets you play at any pace. You can be just learning what video games are and this would be a great game. This is also a great game for someone who's learning to read. You don't need to play fast to win, you just need to have done a lot of thinking. And you have to read to progress in the game; plus, often you may get lost and do a lot of circles trying to figure out where to go next. Anyway, I give this game a 10/10 rating. I recommend it to any retro gaming fans. Thank you very much for reading this, take care, have a great time, and good bye for now.

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls!

If you want to play games with an ego, this's for you! I love playing as all of the different personas of being a leader. Whether you're King Bruce, of Scottland; deciding to take a democratic route into an ultimate Scottish liberty, or.. Being Fredrick Barbarosa of Germany; and deciding to go into the game like it's a game of Risk... Sure, you could be America, Canada, or even China; It might be fun and witty for me to try China, out; since they're really good at being centralist minded. Or, hey? Maybe I'll try Japan and rule my people with a complete and total, police-state; policy. I wish they added Israel as a civilization, for this game. I'd also love to see Ireland. Oh! Wouldn't the Irish be great at running a Utopian communist planet? That luck o' de Irish.. Witty as can be! I give this game a 10/10! (It's super amazing!!) Peace out, y'all!

Sincerely, Milo!