"Look, when you realize how fake it all is; the football, the basketball, the Lady Gaga, the Justin Bieber, who gives you these carbon tax messages. They tell your kids they gotta love Justin Biebler, and then Biebler says 'Hand in your guns, pass the Cybersecurity Act, and the Police State's good,' and then your children are turned into mindless vassals who now- they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson, or looking up to Nikola Tesla, or looking up to Magellan. I mean, kids, Magellan's a lot cooler than Justin Bieber! He circumnavigated, with one ship, the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal, and when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two-hundred something crew, and the entire ship was rotting down to the WATERLINE! THAT'S DESTINY! THAT'S WILL! THAT'S STRIVING! THAT'S BEING A TRAILBLAZER; AN EXPLORER! GOING INTO SPACE! MATHEMATICS! QUANTUM MECHANICS! THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!!! IT'S ALL THERE! LIFE IS FIERY WITH ITS BEAUTY; ITS INCREDIBLE DETAIL! TUNING INTO IT! THEY WANT TO SHATTER YOUR MIND TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER!!! IT'S PURE EVIL!!!

"They're taking your soul and giving you Michael Jordan and BIEBER! Unlock your human potential! Defeat the globalists who want to shatter your mind; your doorways to perception! I want to see you truly live! I want to see you truly be who you are!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

-Alex Jones