Recent reviews by Napoleon

visual style and atmosphere are top notch however the combat just didn't click with me

the biggest complaint i have with this game is the camera placement e.g. when you try to walk forward it also goes a bit to the right and i never managed to get used to it.
i mostly played melee and the fact that when you're trying to close the distance enemies can walk backwards at the same speed and take half your hp bar with one shotgun shot wasn't very fun either
but the girl was kinda hot and that pose when getting an S rating turned me on so imma leave a positive review
10/10

hey hey people

i miss uncle

once upon a time there was this really cool guy called sigma and now that he's gone just because of how based he was a band of professional racist killers who hate each other have joined up to kill oversized rats who apparently know they should hide their weiner while fully knowing whatever they do is futile and they're just coping with the world coming to an end

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Blyatiful

Its HOT but its not SUPERHOT
The first game had some puzzle elements in it but this one is just a shooter with slow motion.(bed England)

Ah yes, war crimes

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