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Posted: 6 May, 2024 @ 11:20am
Updated: 6 May, 2024 @ 3:08pm

May 6th, Liberty Day

Late on May 3rd, the automaton-sympathisers at SNOY headquarters launched an attempted coup of Super Earth's government, cutting off Helldivers from across the galaxy.

A threat on our very home could not be ignored. For 48 hours, over 200,000 Helldivers swarmed in from across the galaxy to wage an all-out assault in the most democratic way possible: by casting their votes.

SNOY were no match for such a devastating onslaught of their ballot box. The conspirators were snuffed out by Monday morning.

Let this stand as a testament to the collective might of Helldivers united, and a warning to any automaton-sympathising corporations who might threaten Liberty again.

Helldivers, this is a monumental victory for Managed Democracy. Now go forth, and cast your votes all the way to Cyberstan!
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