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Anyway, it was supposed to be a romantic weekend in a luxurious seaside palace. Except, as usual, the weather decided that I was its sworn enemy. As soon as I arrived, a world-ending storm broke out, turning the beautiful cobblestone streets into an ice rink and my rizz into a distant memory. While I was contemplating the sea from my balcony, a local pigeon, clearly trained in aerial gyat maneuvers, found it amusing to drop an 'offering' into my coffee. That was the moment I realized fate hated me. But the highlight of the show was when I decided to explore the building across the street—a fancy hotel with a majestic dome—and, in an overly enthusiastic step, I slipped on the wet marble and landed straight onto a group of Japanese tourists in the middle of a photo session.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did I just read