25(M) here. My penis smells really bad.

Hello fellow redditors!

I don't really know how I'm supposed to start this because it's kind of embarrassing, so I'll just get straight to it.

My penis smells really, really bad. When I pull onto the foreskin and reveal my gland, an extremely powerful smell of rotting cheese will emanate from my little willy. I was having le sexy times with le wife (26F). She was about to put my weiner in her mouth when she just started heaving and choking. When I asked her what was wrong she would say that my penis smells disgusting.

I don't understand the problem. I've never had this problem before, and I'm very hygienic. I clean my penis at least once a month, sometimes even twice.

Reddit, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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